Little known fact: Anakin wasn’t the original Chosen One To Bring Balance To The Force. Fred! was. But during initial pre-screenings of the last Star Wars movie, too many Nutroots and Moonbats were having heart attacks and/or soiling their britches. So George had to go back to the drawing board, lest he be sued for clean-up monies by every theater around the country.
So are the dead hecklers slumped over in their seats, or are there handlers to stack them along the wall? I’m into details like that. Personally I’d rather not have a dead heckler slumped over on me. Probably smelly and ridden with fleas.
Then it wouldn’t be ‘ironic’, it would be … ‘predictable’.
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Little known fact: Anakin wasn’t the original Chosen One To Bring Balance To The Force. Fred! was. But during initial pre-screenings of the last Star Wars movie, too many Nutroots and Moonbats were having heart attacks and/or soiling their britches. So George had to go back to the drawing board, lest he be sued for clean-up monies by every theater around the country.
That one was awesome. Best Fred Fact yet.
After I get the kids off to school and the baby down for a nap, its nice to sit down with a tepid cup of coffee and read my daily Fred fact.
Freds speech and personality would then match the hecklers.
Ah, WB. Your postings are just like the natural light at Dusk… Dim.
So are the dead hecklers slumped over in their seats, or are there handlers to stack them along the wall? I’m into details like that. Personally I’d rather not have a dead heckler slumped over on me. Probably smelly and ridden with fleas.
I don’t know – a Paulbot could probably still manage at least a 2000-word diatribe from beyond the grave….