John Edwards’s career as a mime nearly ended in tragedy when he spent three days without food or water, fruitlessly trying to escape from his invisible box.
Bonus Fact from Jim:
Rejected John Edwards campaign slogans:
“FAAAAAAAAABULOUS!”
“All this, and brains too”
“Better hair than that Korean guy.”
HEY!!! Those were MINE, not Silicon Valley’s!!!
John Edwards’s career as a mime nearly ended in tragedy when he spent three days without food or water, fruitlessly trying to escape from his invisible box.
Whereafter, he embarked on a fruitless search for a man he could love.
I wouldn’t say it was completely fruitless, MI. I mean, after he saw himself in a mirror, he was so enamored he forgot what he was supposed to be doing.
Also rejected:
“I do it for the world.” (holding up little globe thingy)
Is it true that John Edwards has picked up an endorsement from Avon?
I thought it was Mary Kay, given his preference for wearing pink….
He lost the L’Oreal endorsement. They said he wasn’t worth it.
I thought that L’Oreal said they were going for stronger women models.
John Edwards thinks it’s still not too late for John Kerry to make it possible for Christopher Reeves to walk.