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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s No-L.
What’s the story behind your name? A friend in high school said that I should write my name No-L instead of Noelle. And for some reason it stuck.
Where do you live?I live in the “People’s Republic” of Portland Oregon, where it’s not normal if there are no protests in Pioneer Square blaming Bush for something or other.
How old are you? 26.
Tell us briefly about yourself. I have a bachelor of science degree in theatre arts from Portland State University, I’m getting married on November 4th, I love animals, I love Baja Fresh, I love Brit Pop, I am counting down the minutes until they release Fable 2, and someday, I hope to write a book about Tom Stoppard.
How long have you been reading IMAO? Since 2003 I think. I think I Googled “conservative blogs” and found it. I had checked it out everyday since. It makes my workday so much more pleasant.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? It’s hard to pick a favorite, but the ones that really tickle me are the ones that piss off Monkey Faced Liberal or someone like Laff Riot. They’re just so entertaining when they’re seething with rage!
If you were to describe IMAO in three words, what would those be? Whimsically, delectably, satisfying.
What’s you favorite political issue? Hmmm, hard one. Probably illegal immigration, or rather, that big hullaballoo over those omnibenevolent undocumented workers.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. I don’t. But if I did it would look something like the Friday Cat-blogging only with cockatiels.
How would you introduce the president of Iran if he were giving a speech at your college? I would say:
“Can you believe that we have such a government full of pansies that would let this douche-bag come here and speak as if he had any interest in anything other than jihad? For God’s sake people! This guy probably held Americans hostage when he was a “politically active student” in the late seventies! C’mon! Iran is the number one sponsor of terrorism! Can we skip the speech, taser the bastard and ship him to Gitmo?”
But at the college I attended, it would probably sound more like this:
“Today we introduce a true hero and role model, the democratic frontrunner for the 2008 election, a great intellectual mind, a man who rules with a just hand, a man that can talk truth to Chimpy McHalliburton, a tireless advocate for women, a just crusader against the eeeevil Joooooooooooos, I mean Zionist conspiracy,that warm ball of fluff, the most reverend, sexy as all hell, John Edwards’ first kiss, the democratically elected (if only we could say as much) president Iran (that bastion of freedom), Jedi master Mahmoud……………”
If you commented in the last post asking for participants, you’re still in the running. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far; just because you may not think you’re interesting doesn’t mean we won’t enjoy your story.