Daily Fred Thompson Fact

Fred Thompson is the only candidate with a realistic plan to destroy the sun.

5 Comments

  1. You missunderstood, Frank. He doesn’t want to destroy it completely, just decrease its rays slightly. Because when Fred is elected the sun will certainly shine a little brighter…and the sky will be a little bluer, the grass will be greener, etc.

  2. Now, if you had claimed that he plans to luanch an exploding probe to Uranus, I would have believed it. But we are still a “Type 0 Civilization” and we “don’t have the power.”

  3. Uhm, Frank, I have to dispute this one. Fred is the only candidate with a realistic and coherent plan that isn’t going to be put to use, should he be elected. Ron Paul has a very incoherent and unrealistic plan to destroy the sun, and Hillary Clinton has a very secret — yet also coherent and realistic — plan to become Queen over the Darkness.

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