Despite Frank’s best efforts to clarify things, people are still getting us confused, and I’ve also noticed an uptick in repetition of insidious rumors that Frank and I are really the same person.
Well, you can put that crazy notion to rest, since there are at least a dozen people who’ve seen us in the same room at the same time.
Not to mention blurry photographic evidence of us chatting outdoors over cigars back in 2005, conspiring to bring IMAO into the realm of groupblogdom:

So, let us quell this ridiculous gossip-mongering, and relax in the knowledge that Frank and I are, indeed, separate entities and not some bizarre, Jekyll & Hyde of baby-faced Christian and bearded atheist.
Such a notion is almost as ridiculous as believing that fire could melt steel.

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What would be the equivalent of a book burning but for a website? Getting its Google cache removed? I ask because I want an old fashioned book burning… but of a website.