What would be the equivalent of a book burning but for a website? Getting its Google cache removed? I ask because I want an old fashioned book burning… but of a website.
I think it would involve a live feed of the owner of the site being tased…and then the site would explode and the cookie would explode off your computer with a large splat!
Actually, considering that there are millions of dormant websites that serve no purpose anymore, the “book burning” (cleaning) idea would be a good one world-wide.
But ussjc’s idea is funnier, as usual.
ussjimmycarter is absolutely right. One modification I would humbly recommend-Tase the owner during each new site visit.
Soon, he’d beg for people to stop going to his site(after the first?) and we could close it down.
Umm, Frank? Where do I sigh up? Lead on!
Casper has a great idea and I propose we begin with DailyKos! I don’t care who gets to do the tasering, I wear out my IMAC’s mouse clicking on KOS’s website once the tasering starts and he starts squealing like a school girl!
A website taser. Interesting. It drills down into the site’s database and screws everything up while some script launches an audio file saying “Don’t taser me, broh.”
Probably wouldn’t succeed with Linux and Apache. But Microsoft web servers?
Hijack the domain name so it points at some website that nobody in their right mind would ever want to visit.
Of course, the fact that dialykos.com already points to dailykos.com is proof this doesn’t work…
bribe the host admin for favors
flood the site with unwanted but harmless comments
use registrations and contacts to keep ’em busy
open a nearly mirror site to confuse the public
and publish content that will make the original site admin crazy, plus link to them, trackback, etc.
a few friends and a weekend could equate to a site burning….
Hell, even Frank’s domain is being “hijacked” as we discuss it.
Right here, at the bottom of the replies, is an “Ads by Goooooogle” for Ron Paul. (Damn these guys are desperate.)
The last Ron Paul Poster I saw in Richmond was a handwritten one stapled to a telephone pole in the “Fan District.”
For those of you unfamiliar w/ Richmond, the Fan district is where the monkey faces huddle together to keep from getting punched. It is also the home of the “Metrosexuals.”
There was a gag email making the rounds about Richmond Barbies. The Fan District Barbie goes like this,
“This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Condo Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.”
Then there’s Broad St. Barbie/Ken,
“This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.”
Then there’s my neighborhood,
“This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop…then we don’t know what you are talking about.”
I’m one of the last of a group of about a dozen ol’ fart rednecks huddled in the center of this that they avoid because they rightfully expect the possibility of equal or superior firepower…
a handwritten one stapled to a telephone pole in the “Fan District.” -#10 – Posted by: Strnj1 on October 6, 2007 12:09 PM
I see Ron Paul posters everywhere, and they are all hand made on cardboard. They have Ron Paul REVOLUTION painted on them with the letters evol backwards for some reason.
AR, the Ronulans are just super “Creative” with those lame ass signs. We have them all over phoenix. See, the backwards “evol” is of course “love”. They are just so super amazingly creative. They want everyone to subliminally think that the “Ron Paul Revolution” is about love. But as we all know, Rape isn’t about love or attraction. And any kinda Ron Paul presidency is a bit like raping sanity and causing it to be a broken shell of itself from here on.
Frank,
Just because gaydwarfs.com charged your credit card $5.00 more than you were led to believe it would be, there’s no reason to try to “get even” with them. Just let it go, man. Just let it go.
“But as we all know, Rape isn’t about love or attraction. And any kinda Ron Paul presidency is a bit like raping sanity and causing it to be a broken shell of itself from here on.”
I almost lost my coffee on that line!
What’s with the lame Ron Paul ad here by google?
I think it would involve a live feed of the owner of the site being tased…and then the site would explode and the cookie would explode off your computer with a large splat!
None of them are legal except:
1) Buy it out.
2) Convince its advertisers to abandon it.
3) Free speech (criticize/boycott) it to death.
Actually, considering that there are millions of dormant websites that serve no purpose anymore, the “book burning” (cleaning) idea would be a good one world-wide.
But ussjc’s idea is funnier, as usual.
ussjimmycarter is absolutely right. One modification I would humbly recommend-Tase the owner during each new site visit.
Soon, he’d beg for people to stop going to his site(after the first?) and we could close it down.
Umm, Frank? Where do I sigh up? Lead on!
Casper has a great idea and I propose we begin with DailyKos! I don’t care who gets to do the tasering, I wear out my IMAC’s mouse clicking on KOS’s website once the tasering starts and he starts squealing like a school girl!
A DoS attack? Not permanent enough, maybe.
A website taser. Interesting. It drills down into the site’s database and screws everything up while some script launches an audio file saying “Don’t taser me, broh.”
Probably wouldn’t succeed with Linux and Apache. But Microsoft web servers?
Hijack the domain name so it points at some website that nobody in their right mind would ever want to visit.
Of course, the fact that dialykos.com already points to dailykos.com is proof this doesn’t work…
bribe the host admin for favors
flood the site with unwanted but harmless comments
use registrations and contacts to keep ’em busy
open a nearly mirror site to confuse the public
and publish content that will make the original site admin crazy, plus link to them, trackback, etc.
a few friends and a weekend could equate to a site burning….
Hell, even Frank’s domain is being “hijacked” as we discuss it.
Right here, at the bottom of the replies, is an “Ads by Goooooogle” for Ron Paul. (Damn these guys are desperate.)
The last Ron Paul Poster I saw in Richmond was a handwritten one stapled to a telephone pole in the “Fan District.”
For those of you unfamiliar w/ Richmond, the Fan district is where the monkey faces huddle together to keep from getting punched. It is also the home of the “Metrosexuals.”
There was a gag email making the rounds about Richmond Barbies. The Fan District Barbie goes like this,
“This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Condo Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.”
Then there’s Broad St. Barbie/Ken,
“This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.”
Then there’s my neighborhood,
“This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop…then we don’t know what you are talking about.”
I’m one of the last of a group of about a dozen ol’ fart rednecks huddled in the center of this that they avoid because they rightfully expect the possibility of equal or superior firepower…
Since website ideas originate in their proprietors’ minds, I suggest a Molotov cocktail to the head.
a handwritten one stapled to a telephone pole in the “Fan District.” -#10 – Posted by: Strnj1 on October 6, 2007 12:09 PM
I see Ron Paul posters everywhere, and they are all hand made on cardboard. They have Ron Paul REVOLUTION painted on them with the letters evol backwards for some reason.
I prefer a more Stalinesque approach. Randomly kill thousands of web designers until they either get the point or better yet get a real job.
AR, the Ronulans are just super “Creative” with those lame ass signs. We have them all over phoenix. See, the backwards “evol” is of course “love”. They are just so super amazingly creative. They want everyone to subliminally think that the “Ron Paul Revolution” is about love. But as we all know, Rape isn’t about love or attraction. And any kinda Ron Paul presidency is a bit like raping sanity and causing it to be a broken shell of itself from here on.
Frank,
Just because gaydwarfs.com charged your credit card $5.00 more than you were led to believe it would be, there’s no reason to try to “get even” with them. Just let it go, man. Just let it go.
Son of Bob…LMAO!
“But as we all know, Rape isn’t about love or attraction. And any kinda Ron Paul presidency is a bit like raping sanity and causing it to be a broken shell of itself from here on.”
I almost lost my coffee on that line!
What’s with the lame Ron Paul ad here by google?