A liberal wrote something funny.
Seriously, I wish I would’ve thought of this one.
Archive of entries posted on 15th October 2007
Link of the Day
John Hawkins has an interview with John Bolton, and he’s just as awesome as always. Definitely check it out.
Thompson/Bolton ’08!

Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Questions for Pelosi
The HuffPo plans to interview the Speaker of the House.
Here’s my list of queries:
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- Boxers, briefs, thongs, or commando?
- President Bush: Satan or merely Hitler?
- Do you have a plan for victory in Iraq that has a better chance of success than King Arthur attacking a castle full of Frenchmen in his quest for the Holy Grail?
- Do you think people will be afraid to vote for Obama because he’s black, or because he looks like Bat Boy?
- Is Michael Jackson angry that you stole his nose?
- Does your husband know what a “wide stance” is?
- Who would win in a fight between you and Aquaman?
- If you bite someone, do they become a Democrat?
- Do you have a preferred orifice for cigar insertion?
- If a Democrat wins the White House, will you run out and buy a burka right away to avoid the rush once America surrenders itself to Sharia law?
If you’ve got anything to ask the Speaker, drop it in the comments.
Friend of the Moon, Enemy of Peace
Speaking of peace, Vladimir Putin is intent on stopping our one and only chance at it. Here’s what he said recently:
“We may decide someday to put missile defense systems on the moon.”
Yes, dictator in training Putin has obviously read my peace plan and has decided to move against, his black heart full of hatred for peace through a feared America. Call your Congressman today and tell him that you want America to take a strong stand against missile defense on the moon. The option to nuke the moon must always be on the table.
My Contribution to Peace
What the hell is the Nobel Peace Prize? You’d assume from its name it has something to do with peace, but a look at the list of winners would leave one baffled as to find anything connecting them all. With as much as Al Gore has to do with peace, they might as well give the Nobel Prize in Chemistry to the winner of a pie eating contest. Other winners, like Arafat, are antithetical to peace and giving them the peace prize is equivalent to giving the Nobel Prize in Physics to Rosie O’Donnell (“FIRE CAN’T MELT STEEL!!!”).
If you were to give the Nobel Peace Prize a more accurate name, I guess it would be “Arbitrarily Awarded Prize Based on the Political Sensibilities of Effete Europeans.” It was inevitable the prize would end up like that, because peace is not like physics and chemistry in that their are actual measurable achievements in it. Peace is not a worthwhile end in itself; dead people have peace. Maybe they should leave the Nobel Peace Prize to the dead.
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
This Kid Makes Me Want to Puke
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I haven’t been following all the blog posts about Graeme Frost and don’t know what the story is behind him, but as soon as I saw him the first thing I thought was, “Hitler!” He is one despicable person; that much I know just from his beady little eyes.
Also, who names their kid “Graeme”? The parents might have well called him “Our Little Homosexual.”
Anyway, the Democrats have apparently put Graeme “Adolph” Frost front and center on some issue to avoid criticism, and we’re supposed to trust the Democrats with terrorism when they hide behind a twelve year old. Then again, knowing Democrats, he probably was the toughest guy in the room. I’d call the Democrats a bunch of homos, but I don’t want to insult masculinity of American gays.
But, really, did the Democrats think a twelve year old would save them? We’re Republicans; we regularly beat up adults. A twelve year old is nothing.