Friend of the Moon, Enemy of Peace

Speaking of peace, Vladimir Putin is intent on stopping our one and only chance at it. Here’s what he said recently:

“We may decide someday to put missile defense systems on the moon.”

Yes, dictator in training Putin has obviously read my peace plan and has decided to move against, his black heart full of hatred for peace through a feared America. Call your Congressman today and tell him that you want America to take a strong stand against missile defense on the moon. The option to nuke the moon must always be on the table.

3 Comments

  1. Un-be-lieve-a-bile, that’s definitely a broadside fired directly at IMAO, after all, what idiot would put a missile defense for his country 240,000 miles away?
    I wouldn’t stand for it FrankJ. I think it’s time to come up with a Filthy Lie about Fred! and attribute it to Putin.
    Problem solved.

  2. How, if they could just focus that energy on actually being a 2nd World country again, rather than the pathetic shell they are now. Psst… Putin, bringing back Communism won’t work. You’d think you’d have learned the lesson Reagan taught you.
    do’svidanya tovarisch.

  3. Off topic: when people say that “all options are on the table” when dealing with dictators, does that include sneaking up behind them and taping a “Kick Me!” sign to their backs? Because I think that would be really effective.

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