John Edwards’s last trip to sporting event was doubly disappointing. Not only did the Charlotte Sting lose, but the lines for the ladies’ room were just unconscionable!
Bonus Fact from Jim:
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country” – John F. Kennedy
“I’m a lover, not a fighter” – John Edwards
Archive of entries posted on 24th October 2007
Osama Tape Transcript
Provided as a public service from IMAO, because the Lamestream Media is too chicken to do it:
Hey! What’s this lyin’ around s@#$?
You think this war’s over just ‘cuz Bush dropped a surge on Iraq?
What?
Over?
Did you say ‘over’?
Nothing is over until we decide it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Hell no!
And it ain’t over now!
‘Cause when the going gets tough… the tough get going!
Who’s with me? Let’s go!
What the @#$% happened to the Al Qaeda I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts? Huh? This could be the greatest fight of our lives, but you’re going to let it be the worst. “Oh, we’re afraid to go with you, Osama. We might get in trouble.”
Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this!
Bush? He’s a dead man.
Howard? Dead!
Brown? Dead!
You know I’m right.
Psychotic, but absolutely right.
We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives.
No, in this case I think we have to go all out. I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
And we’re just the guys to do it.
Let’s do it.
LET’S DO IT!
Go! Go! Go!
I think this speech might have worked, given this photo recently taken in Baghdad:
Tonight… We Dine… in VIRGINIA!!!!
Saw this last night and meant to go find it on You Tube, but luckily AP did it for me:
Now that would be the awesome, pro-America movie we need.
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
See If You Miss Me
I’m going to be away on business until late Friday night without much access to a computer, so I’m leaving the blog in Harvey’s hands for the rest of the week. If something major happens, though, I don’t think I ever gave him administrative access since I don’t trust him on account of him being godless. Since many of you mistake his and other’s posts for mine, you probably won’t even know I’m gone. Also, facts will still be posted at their regularly scheduled times.
I’ve gotten an advanced copy of Michael Z. Williamson’s newest novel Better to Beg Forgiveness… to read for my trip. I like advanced copies because I like having things other people can’t (like SarahK; BTW, none of you better try to woo her away from me while I’m gone).
Also, if you want more reading, don’t forget SarahK’s Snark Raving Mad blog where she snarks all the TV shows we watch together. Cadet Happy also blogs there on reality TV shows.
Be honorable, ronin.
It’s So Sad You Have to Laugh
If you have a fetish for fat ninja women, Saudi Arabia is the country for you.
Osama Versus Obama: You Decide!
Ladies and Gentlemen, there’s nothing more embarrassing than having a presidential candidate confuse a Democrat with a world class terrorist. Such a mistake was made by presidential candidate Mitt Romney. I don’t know how this happens. On the one hand, you have somebody who has pledged that all American troops will withdraw one day from Iraq in shameful, humiliating defeat: on the other hand, you have Osama Bin Laden.
Osama. Obama. The names are so much alike. But are the men alike? It’s time to make sure we truly understand the differences between these two characters once and for all. That’s why IMAO is launching a new series called
Osama Versus Obama: Never Shall They Be Confused Again.
Today’s lesson. American Patriotism.
You decide. Which one is it?
Look at all the clues and post in comments.