Smoothness is measured on the “Edwards Scale”, with a baby’s bottom being 9 and John Edwards’s “area” being the hypothetical maximum 10. The hypothetical 0 point has never actually been attained, although some claim that either Mount Everest or Edward James Olmos’s face would qualify.
Bonus Fact from Chris:
John Edwards’ favorite spice girl… Mrs. Dash
John Edwards prefers white rice… the flavor of brown rice is too bold
John Edwards’ secret family recipe for a great cup coffee:
* 1 large mug with luke warm water
* 3 drops brown food coloring
* a whisper of powdered sugar for flavor
Bonus Fact from Silicon Valley Jim:
Kellie Pickler was recently sued by the Edwards campaign for plagiarism, as all the lyrics to “Things That Never Cross a Man’s Mind“, are direct quotes from John Edwards.