John Edwards’s last trip to sporting event was doubly disappointing. Not only did the Charlotte Sting lose, but the lines for the ladies’ room were just unconscionable!
Bonus Fact from Jim:
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country” – John F. Kennedy
“I’m a lover, not a fighter” – John Edwards
John Edwards wants a socialized medicine program so he won’t have to see the same gynecologist twice!! YAY VARIETY!!!
“I’m a pillow-biter, not a fighter” – John Edwards
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”-John Edwards
“Mom, do you ever feel–less than fresh?”-John Edwards
“slurp Don’t dribble, Bill, you keep ruining my ties. gulp” – John Edwards
John Edwards isin’t gay, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Recently, Elizabeth Edwards, standing by her husband, complained that the other candidates were stealing John’s ideas. “But they can’t steal my manhood,” commented John as Elizabeth looked puzzled.
I don’t understand these comments. Is this a political site or a site for gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?
Why is everybody making sexual comments about Edwards? It seems really weird of you.
I don’t think he has any interest. He’s got a family and a really nice wife. Maybe that’s what you can’t stand about him. A healthy, happy man who is also a good person and spends his time trying to make a difference politically and is clearly loved by really fine people.
I make fun of Edwards because he’s a socialist, and I hate socialists.
That, and he excites my latent homosexual tendencies. He’s just too pretty for me NOT to want to have sex with.
Edwards is a commie. That is worse than a socialist. He is a kind of like the pigs in Animal Farm.
It’s a site for anti-pretty boy fudge packers!
I agree, mlk, that there is entirely too much fun being had at John Edwards’ expense. Senator Edwards is not gay, as has been shown clearly time and time again. For a serious site like this one, there is really no explanation for the continued abuse of Mr. Edwards’ manhood and lifestyle choices.
It’s almost as if the editors here are trying to turn this into a humor site, starting with a running gag about Edwards being as gay as two French sailors holding hands while skipping around the poopdeck.
Actually Socrates, I think the “gag” is that the term “making a head call” has double meaning for French sailors.
MLK…no John Edwards isn’t gay…just his ideas.
“But Mister Edwards, if elected, what do you plan to DO about the long lines at public restrooms? Complaining about it is easy, ya know…”
“If elected, I promise a waterproof mascara that’s truly waterproof.” – John Edwards.
So he intends to love our enemies into submission. Wait a minute, isn’t that his usual position?
sean…
“usual position” in a John Edwards post…
sooooo many jokes, so little time!!!
“…Edwards being as gay as two French sailors holding hands while skipping around the poopdeck.”
Tee hee… poopdeck… LMAO!
poopdeck….