Despite Frank’s best efforts to clarify things, people are still getting us confused, and I’ve also noticed an uptick in repetition of insidious rumors that Frank and I are really the same person.
Well, you can put that crazy notion to rest, since there are at least a dozen people who’ve seen us in the same room at the same time.
Not to mention blurry photographic evidence of us chatting outdoors over cigars back in 2005, conspiring to bring IMAO into the realm of groupblogdom:
So, let us quell this ridiculous gossip-mongering, and relax in the knowledge that Frank and I are, indeed, separate entities and not some bizarre, Jekyll & Hyde of baby-faced Christian and bearded atheist.
Such a notion is almost as ridiculous as believing that fire could melt steel.
Hey! That picture is a photoshop of a guy looking in a mirror transposed into a forest setting!
I’m unconvinced.
I agree with Rubeus that it’s a photoshop, but differ with how, since it is clear that the arms are in different positions. I say it’s a split screen. Obviously, a picture was first taken of the Frank we see on the right; then he put on a beard and jacket, stood slightly to the left with his back to the camera, and voila! Harvey!
…and it may not be coincidence that Harvey shares a name with a certain invisible rabbit…
Hmmm… I don’t know about that Photoshop idea… they appear to be different heights, besides, wouldn’t it of been easier for Frank J. just to get some guy to stand next to him? Thats my theory.
In an attempted to cover for his increasingly uncontrollable Dissociative Identity Disorder, FrankJ very Obviously hired a Hobo for a bottle of Mad Dog and threw him in an old windbreaker. I just can’t understand why SarahK continues to indulge him in this fiction rather than getting him the help he so desperately needs.
Wait…which one was supposed to be bigfoot again?
DesertElephant just stole my thunder. I was picturing FrankJ on a highway overpass.
“Just stand in the park long enough to have your picture taken, then the booze is yours, Ortega.”
Crapola. FormerHostage stole my line.
IT’S A CONSPIRACY! It’s being perpetrated by Frank Jolson & Harvey Fleming!
That’s some Terrizt on the left that Frank caught hanging around his yard.
I’ve never thought Frank J. and Harvey were the same person.
Homosexual lovers: Yes.
But the same person: No.
Just to make sure I have the two different personas straight…
One looks like he should be ready to jump off a bridge and the other looks like he sleeps under a bridge, right?
So many questions for the Truthers:
If they were both there on the say day, why is one of them wearing short sleeves while the other wears a jacket?
Why are they just standing in the middle of a lawn? Who stands in the middle of the lawn? “Hey, let’s go stand in the middle of the lawn.” “Okay.”
And lastly, why does the Frank on the right appear to have a sock puppet?
Who’s the muslim guy?
This would have been way better if you had tasered Frank…Bro…
Pictured on a grassy knoll, Frank attempts to convince homeless Truther that he indeed is the second shooter
What software do you use to make your voice sound like two diffent guys on the (long lost and lamented) podcast?
I’m confused. Which one of you is the Jekyll and which is Hyde?
Harvey and Frank are like bigfoot, they emerge just long enough to have some blurry unconvincing photos taken, then retreat back into the forest
Hey! I recognize that backyard!! 😉
Darn. Makes me kind of hungry for prime rib……
I was behind the person who took that picture.
Neither is gay. But one does look like a muslim bigfoot. And he smokes cigars.
I think one of the people in that photo is armed, btw.
Also, I think I have a photo of Frank doing a Ninja dance or some such thing, with Harvey next to him.
Oh, and that isn’t just a back yard, that is a back yard that adjoins a wildlife wetland sanctuary.
Everyone knows that it’s Frnak and ATRIOS that are the same person. Harvey is actually the Limey.