If President Bush wanted to get some attention in this late part of his last term, he could announce that he’s withdrawn all the troops from Iraq:
“I just want to announce to the American people that today I have ordered all troops withdrawn from Iraq… and into Iran!”
The whole world and the Democrats would freak out. It would be awesome. All the protesters would be like, “No! Send the troops back to Iraq! Get the troops in Iraq!” And President Bush would just laugh and laugh that laugh of his that drives everyone so crazy. He might even hold a press conference just to publicly laugh for an hour.
That wacky Bush.
//He might even hold a press conference just to publicly laugh for an hour.//
That would really kick ass. As a fan of Dead Gentlemen’s Demonhunters, I think an hour long Duaumerthrax type laughing session would be just the thing to send the leftards migrating off cliffs into the sea.
He should, also, close GITMO, and transfer ALL the “detainees” to Martha’s Vineyard, the Presidio, and Manhattan Island.
He should, also, close GITMO, and transfer ALL the “detainees” to Martha’s Vineyard, the Presidio, and Manhattan Island.
I’d agree with that, except there isn’t a Presidio any more, at least not as a military base. Of course, releasing them into San Francisco would be fine, as long as they’re confined there.
“…except there isn’t a Presidio any more…”
Fisherman’s wharf then, or how ’bout the Oakland Airport!
http://www.captainsjournal.com/2007/09/30/marine-artillery-does-oakland/
First the rabies idea, and now this. Clearly your thinkin’ cap is in high gear.
Brilliant!!
I’m as patriotic as the next guy, but the troops are stealing, in a very literal sense – black ski masks etc, all of the good weapons and ammo. I vote for either Hollywood to start mass producing Barrett rifles or the troops to come home. Maybe Lake City can annex Hollywood…
And he could invite Hillary Clinton to laugh along with him with that nervous, sinister cackle of hers. Then, after she wins the election, she’ll laugh all the way to the bank and visit Uranus.
Why isn’t this an In My World?
It hasn’t been the same since Rummy left.
Frank — you need to stir things up here. This was a good start, but carry it through — and shake the Ronulans’ cage a little too while you’re at it. Can you imagine how SCREWED our do-nothing Democrats would be if after they sat on their butts for 2 years doing nothing to end the war, the Republican nominee promised to bring our troops home? I’m not saying that it’s the right thing to do — quite the opposite — merely that it wreaks havoc on deserving idiots.