Lil’ Johnny has hated McDonald’s ever since his mom caught him waxing the dolphin to a picture of Birdie the Early Bird.
Pigtails & a pink jumpsuit-Hubba, hubba!
The primary complaint in the suit was that McDonald’s was negligent in not having padded floors, causing Edwards pain and suffering when he dropped to the floor and threw a tantrum over the perceived misrepresentation of the quantity of happiness in the meal.
Edwards lost the case when the jury determined that the Happy Meal contained an adequate quantity of happiness for a child, Edwards’ legal status of “man-child” notwithstanding.
That’s because the “Moderately Cheerful Meal” was full of French fries that never decay and are indigestible. It’s still not known what those fries are made of. Edwards has called for a Congressional inquiry on the matter and for us to elect him to make him happier in spite of MacDonald’s.
Edwards went to McDonalds so that he could drop off the chump change to one of his clients after he won her dead baby case. He told the client that her dead baby asked him to order the chicken mcnugget happy meal. And he kept the toy.
Are you sure it didn’t make him really happy. I mean joyful, ecstatic, elated, euphoric, rapturous, jubilant or dare I say it…. Sorry I can’t help my self …..GAY.
John Edwards once sued McDonald’s because the Happy Meal they sold him only made him moderately cheerful.
Now THAT is a believable John Edwards fact!
Lil’ Johnny has hated McDonald’s ever since his mom caught him waxing the dolphin to a picture of Birdie the Early Bird.
Pigtails & a pink jumpsuit-Hubba, hubba!
The primary complaint in the suit was that McDonald’s was negligent in not having padded floors, causing Edwards pain and suffering when he dropped to the floor and threw a tantrum over the perceived misrepresentation of the quantity of happiness in the meal.
Edwards lost the case when the jury determined that the Happy Meal contained an adequate quantity of happiness for a child, Edwards’ legal status of “man-child” notwithstanding.
Some people can never be pleased.
Although he enjoyed suing them as being sexist: without asking him for preference, they gave him the Hot Wheels version instead of the Barbie version.
That’s because the “Moderately Cheerful Meal” was full of French fries that never decay and are indigestible. It’s still not known what those fries are made of. Edwards has called for a Congressional inquiry on the matter and for us to elect him to make him happier in spite of MacDonald’s.
What? He didn’t order the apple fries instead of the french fries? Shillary ain’t gonna like that.
John Edwards in McDonalds? Are you kidding me? Fast food is for those of us in the “other America”…not elitist snobs like John and Elizabeth.
Edwards went to McDonalds so that he could drop off the chump change to one of his clients after he won her dead baby case. He told the client that her dead baby asked him to order the chicken mcnugget happy meal. And he kept the toy.
but how could a “Happy” Meal make an already “happy” person “happy”? talk about your frivolous lawsuits!
John Edwards once sued McDonald’s because he heard they had more money than God, duh!
Are you sure it didn’t make him really happy. I mean joyful, ecstatic, elated, euphoric, rapturous, jubilant or dare I say it…. Sorry I can’t help my self …..GAY.