If we can fly to the moon then we should be able to have meat cards for every man woman and child in America. Of course I’m sure this will upset some people…vegetarians will want vegetable cards and PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) will be unhappy as hell about the meat part of the cards. However, if we are successful thousands of high paying ‘green jobs’ could be created. However, if the Chinese or Russians try to develop meat cards a federal stimulus may be warranted in order for us to stay ahead of them in this important new industry. A few billion or so should make sure we don’t have a….meat card gap!
But…but…what about Rosie Flu that is caught from Swine? Even the most powerful lasers in the universe can’t kill the Rosie Virus! You might add some nuclear fission, some anti-bacterial agents and some warp drive materials to the card but I don’t think even these will kill the Rosie…
I loved that the sample was for Patrick Bateman. With that in mind I guess I would have to ask where did the meat come from, did Patrick supply it himself (he got it off of some friends).
Make our money out of it. Then it will always have at least a little intrinsic value, and even if there’s no food to buy, we can at least eat our money.
That level of awesome goes beyond our current ability to measure it. Fantastic!
This is the best argument for capitalism I’ve ever seen, because only in capitalism could something this awesome ever be produced.
yuuummmmmm meat cards…
God bless America.
I submit that the donut is the pinnacle of human technology. All other technology is a spinoff of donuts.
If we can fly to the moon then we should be able to have meat cards for every man woman and child in America. Of course I’m sure this will upset some people…vegetarians will want vegetable cards and PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) will be unhappy as hell about the meat part of the cards. However, if we are successful thousands of high paying ‘green jobs’ could be created. However, if the Chinese or Russians try to develop meat cards a federal stimulus may be warranted in order for us to stay ahead of them in this important new industry. A few billion or so should make sure we don’t have a….meat card gap!
I think we should adopt the japanese tradition of exchanging cards with people you meet.
God bless donuts and America……
That picture of the nerdy guy in the green, hooded shirt…. hehehe.
Soylent Red?
This idea is made of 100% USDA win!
But…but…what about Rosie Flu that is caught from Swine? Even the most powerful lasers in the universe can’t kill the Rosie Virus! You might add some nuclear fission, some anti-bacterial agents and some warp drive materials to the card but I don’t think even these will kill the Rosie…
I loved that the sample was for Patrick Bateman. With that in mind I guess I would have to ask where did the meat come from, did Patrick supply it himself (he got it off of some friends).
This is what Einstein only wishes he could have thought of!
In actuality, these were invented by Al Gore, right after he invented the internet.
Al Gore also invented Global Warming
……And Al is clearing a nice profit on his inventions, especially the global warming scam.
USSJC, we’re in the clear. These are Beef Cards, not Pork. As Rosie is a fat, disgusting, retarded dyke Pig, we’re all safe.
Make our money out of it. Then it will always have at least a little intrinsic value, and even if there’s no food to buy, we can at least eat our money.