“You know how many flags I wish were behind me right now? Zero!”
De Blasio’s impatience with “red, white, and blue theater” was clearly evident during his speech to his Democrat supporters.
“Don’t get me wrong,” de Blasio said, “America’s an OK country, but it’s got lots of problems. Some people aren’t making $15 an hour, some people don’t have their reparations yet, some people can still buy guns. Trouble EVERYWHERE. But every year, we have to do all that flag-waving, rah-rah garbage because the idiots in Iowa paint stars and stripes on their tractors and sing Lee Greenwood songs. It’s pandering, it’s nauseating, and I’m glad we can put it away for another year. Now, let’s talk about my new program that I guarantee will somehow improve your lives by taking money away from rich people and giving it to my new Department of Spending.”
Speaking on a separate stage, Elizabeth Warren coincidentally chimed in with a similar theme.
“I am deeply ashamed of the biased, racist, violent history of this nation, with its wars of oppression and genocidal attacks on the indigenous people of this nation, of which I am fractionally proud to be one,” said Warren. “I don’t know how people can ignore everything that’s wrong with this horrible nation of greed and unfairness, and think that a few fireworks – and don’t get me started on the massive carbon footprint there – are going to smooth over this nation’s bumps like putting Clearasil on a teenager. Capitalism and its excesses are a cancer on this nation. Which I outline in my new book. Which you should buy. Lots of copies of. So that I can make money. Which is the only reason I’m doing this. Well, that and the free buffets at events like this. Try the potato salad!”
New Jersey Senator Cory Booker also seemed relieved at getting past another patriotic holiday.
“I hate America, and I hate patriotic holidays,” said Booker. “From the eye-poke of Memorial Day to the foot-stomp of Veteran’s Day, and the gut-punch of July 4th in between, I hate them all. It makes me physically ill to have to hold in my contempt for this nation, smiling and nodding while that child-king Trump puts tanks – TANKS! – on our national mall and says nice things about the troops. Well, Putin likes his troops too. That similarity alone is proof enough of collusion for me.”
The only candidate who didn’t vent his rage against America was former Vice President Joe Biden, who is still trying to re-energize his campaign after a dismal debate performance.
“Man! What a great Fourth of July I had!” said Biden. “There were hot dogs and hamburgers and sparklers! Made me feel like a kid again. What a great country! Best one in the world! Ya know what? On day one, I’m signing an executive order to make every day the 4th of July and everyone in the country will get free sparklers! Yay, America!”
As of this writing Mr. Biden was still being sequestered with his Secret Service agents as they tried to clean off the globs of potato salad that had been hurled at him.
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Everyday the 4th of July? I thought every day was Christmas!
It is to all of the illegal alien invaders that come here for free stuff, payed for by hard working citizen taxpayers.
It used to be the USA.
What a tool this guy is! I’d pay a lot to give him a beat down and watch him cry like a little girl.
No need for violence. There’ll be plenty of schadenfreude to go around when he doesn’t have the poll numbers to make the next debate cutoff
He must be there.
Let all of America see the Socialist
no different from the Democrats.
Don’t fool yourself. Violence is going to be necessary before this whole mess is finished. What are you going to do when the left decides that the only tactic they have left is to close the polling places? If you are psychologically unable to use a firearm against our Nations enemies then buy yourself a hammer…
I’m quite aware of what will be necessary.
I took an oath when I joined the Navy. Although I’ve been out since 91, I’ve never released myself from that oath.
One and done for a guy like this.
I’d like to deport him to China or Venezuela!
Is that the White Power sign he is giving there….
According to several sources that I’ve been told repeatedly are reliable – by unreliable sources – why, yes… yes it is…
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/cubs-fan-banned-wrigley-field-after-flashing-white-power-symbol-n1003681
Sure it is not just his percentage in the polls?
Is there any doubt at all that the DemocRATs, the left-tard media and the crybaby libs hate this country, our National Anthem, our Flag and our Constitution and everything they stand for. If the DemocRATs should get back in power, kiss the United States of America and all of it’s freedoms as we have known it good-by.
Clinton put TANKS, yes TANKS in Waco, Texas and killed a bunch of people, including 19 children under 6. eff all you liberal scum.
I don’t know how any of these liberals feel about America, but I do know how they feel about power. They are in favor of it, for themselves.
They are all Cuffy Meigs…
https://www.shmoop.com/atlas-shrugged/cuffy-meigs.html