It was brought in from another country, no one knows anything about it, and even though it was only supposed to affect the middle class it’s killing everyone.
…apparently, Romney gave it him because 10 years ago, Romney worked for a company that did some financing for Baskin Robins.
…symptoms include uncontrollable spending, irrational decision-making, delusions of grandeur, and a complete inability to comprehend founding documents of coutries.
I had an allergic reaction to the medicine “provided” by ObamaCare, and was forced to be “provided” with more. I then went home and paid my taxes worth 17 times more than the medicine would have cost me.
Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? It apparently causes Baby Boomers to feel guilty, black people to feel suckered, Chris Matthews to feel a thrill up his leg, and the rest of us to feel pretty much bent over.
Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? Researchers tracked its start at the White House and its spread through GM and Chrysler, and then to China. It apparently won’t die out until the Chinese are all wealthy as hell.
Americans appear to have no immunity to it – a genetic trait linked clear back to a similar flu called “FDR flu” in the 1930’s when many capitalists died.
Yes, indeedy I have. In fact, we’ve all had it for while now, and it got so common, we all thought ‘that’
was ‘feeling normal’. But we’ve got “Doctor Barry” to make it bearable and so, here’s hoping we’ll all feel much ‘betterer’ in the morning , on January 21, 2017.
Scuuuze me now, I got to go ‘Smile’ really loudly……..Look,…macaroni……
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It started in Kenya, spread to Indonesia and Hawaii, and somehow ended up in Washington D.C.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It causes people on entitlements to have hallucinations that this country is being run well.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Doctors prescribe a Barry..Ummm enema to anyone who complains about it, with the simple instruction to shove it up your Republican Donkey.
The second bout of it you get lasts the same as the first bout…. 4 years.
… It sounds like you’re saying his name when you ralph into the toilet.
I heard you can get it from eating dogs.
It was brought in from another country, no one knows anything about it, and even though it was only supposed to affect the middle class it’s killing everyone.
@Apostic – “BARRRACKKKK BARRRAUGHKKKK!”
Yep, that’s about right.
Just when you think you’re feeling better you find your wallet’s missing.
. . .It gives you ADD, Appalling Deficit Disorder.
… Of course not, and the death panels will ensure that it stays that way.
… It’s really hard on your constitution.
Once one catches it, it becomes hereditary, and it’s debilitating effects will be passed on for countless generations
…no, CNN, MSNBC, the major networks and the New York Times haven’t mentioned it.
…everyone is required to get it
…apparently, Romney gave it him because 10 years ago, Romney worked for a company that did some financing for Baskin Robins.
…symptoms include uncontrollable spending, irrational decision-making, delusions of grandeur, and a complete inability to comprehend founding documents of coutries.
…it’s racist
…it’s spread by the “D” button in voting booths
The vaccination for it gives you a Boehner.
…that’s not a flu, that’s just slick marketing of Socialism going viral
…and the Boehner lasts two years or until it’s cut off.
…according to Obamacare it’s defined as a flu, but in reality, it’s a cancer.
It’s Bush’s fault.
It was started by executive order.
…it causes your taxes to go up, your savings to be devalued, your work hours and benefits to be cut back, and your guns to be confiscated.
…symptoms include frequent shrugging.
I had an allergic reaction to the medicine “provided” by ObamaCare, and was forced to be “provided” with more. I then went home and paid my taxes worth 17 times more than the medicine would have cost me.
It came from Kenya.
Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? Medical researchers immediately pegged it as a form of swine flu.
Its like a ObamaPhone, except instead of phone calls, you get a fever.
Its like ObamaCare, except…actually its identical to ObamaCare.
Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? It apparently causes Baby Boomers to feel guilty, black people to feel suckered, Chris Matthews to feel a thrill up his leg, and the rest of us to feel pretty much bent over.
Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? The CDC advises to treat it with plenty of rest and chicken poodle soup.
The treatment for it is “take two aspirin and
call me in the morningdrop dead.”Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? Researchers tracked its start at the White House and its spread through GM and Chrysler, and then to China. It apparently won’t die out until the Chinese are all wealthy as hell.
Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? It causes blindness in journalists.
Symptoms include short-term memory loss, inability to fill out tax forms and a Carter-like malaise.
…you lose the ability to understand math, especially large numbers.
@PeteSF, #9 Bacon ~~~~~ to you.
Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? The Republicans had the vaccine, but they blew their chance to innoculate us from it.
Funny, I haven’t heard a word about it in the media. Hmm.
Bacon to PeteSF!
… The cure may be hard to swallow – but you’ll be thankful for it when you and your wallet are healthy again.
It’s very taxing.
It’s caused 3 or 4 generations of missed work.
No I haven’t, all the people flooding the emergency rooms claiming to have it don’t speak English.
It only affects !% of the population.
The CDC is calling it the “Plague of Color.”
It comes on strong, wipes you out, and leaves you weaker.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink the bowl down, call me in the morning
PeteSF #9 for the win. Close second to Manolo #29. Much bacon to both. ~~~~~~~
…it’s caused by the Humanity Deficiency Virus.
…if Obama does not make you throw up you are sick as hell.
…the cure for it can’t be amended because when you catch it you get to administer the shot.
…the only prescription is fewer assault weapons, not more cowbell.
Americans appear to have no immunity to it – a genetic trait linked clear back to a similar flu called “FDR flu” in the 1930’s when many capitalists died.
….the government is researching a free cure, funded with your tax dollars.
Yes, indeedy I have. In fact, we’ve all had it for while now, and it got so common, we all thought ‘that’
was ‘feeling normal’. But we’ve got “Doctor Barry” to make it bearable and so, here’s hoping we’ll all feel much ‘betterer’ in the morning , on January 21, 2017.
Scuuuze me now, I got to go ‘Smile’ really loudly……..Look,…macaroni……
Mongo like bacon.
It restricts your rights “for the good of the people”.
It comes free with your Obamacare package.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It gives you cramps. so you keep bowing all the time.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Doctors prescribe fresh air and 18 holes of golf to cure it.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It started in Kenya, spread to Indonesia and Hawaii, and somehow ended up in Washington D.C.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It causes people on entitlements to have hallucinations that this country is being run well.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It causes people to take 3 days off from work..then a week..then a month..then a year…….
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Doctors prescribe a Barry..Ummm enema to anyone who complains about it, with the simple instruction to shove it up your Republican Donkey.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Scientists are working on a vaccine, but sadly it is about 4 years away.
Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Instead of ringing in the ears- it makes you hear “mandates” that are not there.
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