Straight Line of the Day: Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around?

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Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around?

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  1. …everyone is required to get it

    …apparently, Romney gave it him because 10 years ago, Romney worked for a company that did some financing for Baskin Robins.

    …symptoms include uncontrollable spending, irrational decision-making, delusions of grandeur, and a complete inability to comprehend founding documents of coutries.

    …it’s racist

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  2. I had an allergic reaction to the medicine “provided” by ObamaCare, and was forced to be “provided” with more. I then went home and paid my taxes worth 17 times more than the medicine would have cost me.

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  3. Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? It apparently causes Baby Boomers to feel guilty, black people to feel suckered, Chris Matthews to feel a thrill up his leg, and the rest of us to feel pretty much bent over.

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  4. Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around? Researchers tracked its start at the White House and its spread through GM and Chrysler, and then to China. It apparently won’t die out until the Chinese are all wealthy as hell.

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  5. …it’s caused by the Humanity Deficiency Virus.

    …if Obama does not make you throw up you are sick as hell.

    …the cure for it can’t be amended because when you catch it you get to administer the shot.

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  6. Yes, indeedy I have. In fact, we’ve all had it for while now, and it got so common, we all thought ‘that’
    was ‘feeling normal’. But we’ve got “Doctor Barry” to make it bearable and so, here’s hoping we’ll all feel much ‘betterer’ in the morning , on January 21, 2017.
    Scuuuze me now, I got to go ‘Smile’ really loudly……..Look,…macaroni……

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  7. Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Doctors prescribe a Barry..Ummm enema to anyone who complains about it, with the simple instruction to shove it up your Republican Donkey.

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