Straight Line of the Day: Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around?

Posted on January 16, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around?

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58 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Have You Heard About the New Obama Flu That’s Going Around?”

  1. CTCompromise says:

    Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Doctors prescribe fresh air and 18 holes of golf to cure it.

  2. CTCompromise says:

    Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It started in Kenya, spread to Indonesia and Hawaii, and somehow ended up in Washington D.C.

  3. CTCompromise says:

    Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It causes people on entitlements to have hallucinations that this country is being run well.

  4. CTCompromise says:

    Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? It causes people to take 3 days off from work..then a week..then a month..then a year…….

  5. CTCompromise says:

    Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Doctors prescribe a Barry..Ummm enema to anyone who complains about it, with the simple instruction to shove it up your Republican Donkey.

  6. CTCompromise says:

    Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Scientists are working on a vaccine, but sadly it is about 4 years away.

  7. CTCompromise says:

    Have you heard about the new Obama Flu that’s going around? Instead of ringing in the ears- it makes you hear “mandates” that are not there.

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