We Don’t Need the FDA, We Need Highly Caffeinated Sodas

On my previous post about the worthlessness of the FDA, blarg [High Praise!] commented:

maybe the FDA will mandate that every farmer keep a security force with jets to maintain air and land supperiority while they grow crops. Maybe one of those laser grids that blasts anything that moves.

Which reminded me that such a security force already exists:

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  1. My crows love me for 11 months out of the year. However, during apple season, I shoot shout at them to ‘get the hell out!’ The rest of the time, I feed them peanuts and they agree to act as protecting sentinels. We’ve reached an understanding: don’t mess with Jimmy’s apples and he’ll take good care of you!


  2. @4 – A big, bacony AMEN! to that.

    I’ve watched this commercial dozens of times in the years since it first came out, and it NEVER fails to make me very, very happy.

    Brian’s farm IS my happy place.



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