Look at Our Dead Dictators!
So there are plans now to embalm Hugo Chavez’s body and put it on permanent display. What is it with awful dictatorships and creepily displaying dead bodies of their leaders? Maybe it’s just to emphasize the “no escape” part of the dictatorship; even when the dictator dies, you still have to stare at his stupid dictator face. I don’t know why the CIA hasn’t stolen all the dead dictator bodies and then filmed some sort of Weekend at Bernie’s spoof with them; it seems like such a logical thing to do.
Oh, and you just know someone is going to one day suggest putting Obama’s body on display. If so, you can put it next to the unemployment line.
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March 8th, 2013 at 1:11 pm
When he passes they should bury him with his butt sticking out of the ground. At least then he’d finally be useful as a place for people to park their bicycles.
March 8th, 2013 at 1:13 pm
Did they use the correct embombing fluid?
March 8th, 2013 at 1:18 pm
As ghoulish of an idea as it is, it does have one legitimate result….it gives everyone whose life he affected the comfort of knowing firsthand that the guy is permanently dead.
March 8th, 2013 at 1:20 pm
♫ “And he’s not only merely dead, he’s really, most sincerely dead.” ♫
Plus, he smells nice.
March 8th, 2013 at 1:23 pm
Possible moneymaker for someone…. if they could get the rights to use Chavez, Lenin, and whoever else. It would make a seriously cool Whack-A-Mole game…..
March 8th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
And so Hugo has become Evita?
March 8th, 2013 at 2:07 pm
After filming the Weekend At Bernie’s spoof, the bodies could tour to all 57 state fairs where you could get your picture taken with them dressed in silly costumes. Who wouldn’t want their picture taken with Lenin dressed as an old west dancing girl?
March 8th, 2013 at 2:16 pm
We just published a report at America’s Chronicle picked up from a Madrid source that Chavez is not in his coffin. The coffin is empty. Plus the place of his death doesn’t comply with what the Venezuelan government is saying. We give the link to the source so people can check it out.
March 8th, 2013 at 2:34 pm
Hold on — I’ve got a call in to Disney about a new type of animatronic display….
March 8th, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Too late now – they long ago should have displayed his dead body by hanging it from a lamppost.
March 8th, 2013 at 2:54 pm
We’ve missed a great opportunity, we should have saved Bin Ladens corpse, stolen Lenins, gotten a hold of Stalin, and Kim jong, and made a ‘this is what happens when you piss off America’ display. Imagine their bodies left at the base of the Washington monument like an offering to the Gods.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:08 pm
I think at this point someone could call Tom Savini about a new idea for a zombie comedy….
March 8th, 2013 at 4:30 pm
Wait a minute………Didn’t I hear that obama’s the messiah. Messiah’s don’t die, they live forever. Someone needs to figure out if the dude’s an immortal (and if he is then we’re all screwed because we’ll never get rid of his inept, incompetent, stupid butt) or if he’s just an ignorant, inept, incompetent moron with delusions of godhood.
March 8th, 2013 at 7:09 pm
He would make half of a pair of bookends.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:41 pm
Oh, he’s dead alright, but like Francisco Franco he just doesn’t realize it yet.
March 9th, 2013 at 11:21 pm
“the CIA hasn’t stolen all the dead dictator bodies and then filmed some sort of Weekend at Bernie’s spoof with them”
They probably have. They just haven’t figured out how to upload it to Youtube yet: http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/03/this-is-why-government-workers-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-the-internet/