Voting is open for the 2004 Weblog Awards, and I want a meaningless award! Vote for me as best humor blog now or no more humor!
And you can go vote in the myriad other categories if you want, too.
Voting is open for the 2004 Weblog Awards, and I want a meaningless award! Vote for me as best humor blog now or no more humor!
And you can go vote in the myriad other categories if you want, too.
Finally! First!
Daily Kos? I was hoping they were overrun by ninja monkeys. Oh well, there is always tomorrow.
Why isn’t Kos under humor blogs?
I don’t need more competition!
Frank, voted for you. Scrappleface is beating you 2 to 1.
Scrappleface doesn’t post as often as you do, and isn’t as funny.
Waaaazzzup?
Mongo,
It’s because lazy readers like you don’t promote me enough, that’s what.
WTF! I wasn’t even nominated. Oh well, I was lookin’ for a good reason to shoot myself. I’m guessin’ bein’ eff’g unloved by the entire blogosphere is reason enuff.
Tig. Don’t do it, they’ll arrest ya.
OK, done. Now where’s my “I voted” pin?
Well that was wierd. For some reason, they misspelled your website, Frank J! It’s ok, though. I figured out which one you were and voted for it. For anyone else confused, they spelled IMAO as “S-C-R-A-P-P-L-E-F-A-C-E”. So be sure to vote for Frank J!
Don’t lump me in with Mongo ’cause I’ve got 4 of your shirts.
You need to get to bein’ funny, mister!
Frank, I left this comment on the awards site… “Geez, I guess I have to vote about 5 times for IMAO. Frank J called me a lazy reader on his site. Mongo Vote, Vote, Vote, Vote, Vote. All done…”
Hope it helps,
My vote is in, but I noticed you’re t-shirt babe, (among other notable new bloggers, ahem) didn’t make the cut.
What’s up with that? How many new bloggers have their own parody sites up? sarahk wuz robbed.
I sense election fraud…
scappleface far in front… that seems very wrong to me! can we vote more than once?
or can we just hack this thing… just to make sure no one is cheating…
or can we just hack this thing… just to make sure no one is cheating…
sorry about that…
o my god! the puppy blender is largely winning best overal blog… to bad the filthy lies aren’t working!
I looked for IMAO on best LGBT blog but couldn’t find it…whats up with that?!
I voted for Frank J. because he’s funny and so P-Diddy won’t kill me.
Speaking of election fraud… You know if you delete your cookies, you can vote multiple times? How else could Scrappleface be beating Frank? (By an decreasing margin, if you catch my drift 😉 )
Hooray! As of now, Frank’s winning! Wonder why? (I’m SO evil…)
Hooray! As of now, Frank’s winning! Wonder why? (I’m SO evil…)
Did you call Halliburton?
I made like a Deamoncrat and voted for Frank, not once, not twice, but THRICE from different locations. I’ll try for twice more before the election ends. If for some reason Frank looses, we can wage a “Count Every Vote” campaign and forge absentee ballots using dead people’s names.
No this can’t be!!! Exit polls show Scrappleface winning by a land slide!
been there voted. you are in the lead. LFG isn’t doing to bad either. Oh and if you want to vote like a democrat there are always proxies to go thru.
been there voted. you are in the lead. LFG isn’t doing to bad either. Oh and if you want to vote like a democrat there are always proxies to go thru.
Yeah!! Frank is ahead now!!!
Damn, it’s a tie now. Everyone go vote!!!!!
Okay, I did it. But that’s some stiff competition.
Jeez, Frank J. You spend more time telling everyone how hilariously funny you are, than you do actually producing the funnies!
Although I do appreciate your stuff, and do find some of it funny, your arrogance:worth ratio is way out of proportion. Self-aggrandizement is the work, methinks.
Sorry, but it’s true.
I leave it alone for TEN MINUTES, and you guys let Scrappleface take the lead. Not cool, guys. Team effort time.
Tee hee.
What if Frank J lost by 1%?
RightWingDuck could be the Ralph Nader of the Weblog awards.
(RWD 1.4% of all votes – thanks, mom)
Go RWD!!
Oops. Wait. I guest blog here.
Hmmm.
Go FRANK J! Go FRANK J! Go Frank J!
Just posted, and you are right up there, 27% to 30%!! Go frank!
I mean just took the poll, not just posted
Good luck! To me. I’m going to need it.
You didn’t tell us Scrappleface was on the list!
Well it looks like sCRAPpleface is pulling away. I think it is cause Rush mentioned them on air (not el rushbo but rather that canadian band from the 80’s)
sCRAPpleface isn’t even that funny. Ok like worth reading once every other month or so. But that sCRAPpleface place tries to ride the fence. Take sides damnit. Thats what makes those southpark guys movie “team lame” so crappy.
Voted for you and Hugh
Thor – pin??? all i got was a sticker!
OK I voted for you!!! Now, what do I get??? It better be really funny.
God loves us all
I of course voted for my favorite blogger of all time, Frank J. =) But (and I can say this since he only has 2.5% of the vote) if you haven’t already, you should check out the BlameBush website. He’s really funny (in a “not as cool as Frank J.” sort of way), and he even referred to him as “Frank ‘I’ve Got a Hot Girlfriend’ J.”, which should make SarahK happy =)
Hi, Frank:
Voted for you. The Puppy Blender. Emperor Misha. Michelle Malkin.
With a little luck. All four of you will win!
Jack.
4241 votes
scrappleface 35.6%
imao 23.7%
0405
hmmm, not looking good.
Surely we can in some way rig the vote!
Surely the mighty Frank J will think of a way!
erasing cookies didn’t work. go to the library and vote again from their computers.
Like who is this Bill guy…”your arrogance:worth ratio is way out of proportion”
Hey Bub, that’s why I read IMAO.
Frank, they trashed you at Wikipedia about the same stuff. Your hubris helps funny. Why someone takes it too seriously is beyond me.
The only time you really brag is when you discuss your 1911’s or SarahK, and I’ve seen your targets from the range. As Dizzy Dean said, “It ain’t braggin’ if you can do it.”
Fuggetabout these award deals.
where is my “I Voted” sticker?
Looks like Scrappleface is still stickin’ it to you, buddy.
Also, I have been waiting for my Vast Right Wing Conspiracy ID card, and it still hasn’t come in the mail. Nor have the vast sums of money that go hand in hand with membership to the VRWC. I’m getting impatient.
Dam’ you Scrappleface! Frank J is the best! Only he is worthy to rule!
I voted for you once and protein wisdom once. I like your comix. And his conversations with apples rule. Best of luck!
Dude! FrankJ is so pwning Scrappleface. 23% – 22.2% .