Hey, why don’t we all start a religion where Billy from Family Circus is our main prophet, and then we’ll totally riot and burn things when he’s portrayed in a comic. Who’s in?
“How about Opus from ‘Bloom County’. Then we can claim the new Opus comic strip is sacrilege”
Mr. Fleming’s Opus.
Sorry, resisting isn’t my strong suit. Good thing the Conservatives got to me first!
I’m in. I should probably hold out for Dilbert, being in Silicon Valley and all, but, hey, I don’t get much chance to riot and burn things any more.
Google’s campus is mine!
I still say there is no better idea than getting Speilberg the JOOOOOO to make an animated movie of the life of Mohamed starring the voice of Kevin Bacon.
You just can’t beat that.
Sounds good. I was getting pretty tired about my “love your neighbor as yourself” religion. Too hard to do. Besides, Billy’s head looks like a watermelon, and that makes me smile.
Harvey! Dood! That’s the Dysfunctional Family Circus!
Greg got in a sh**storm of trouble from Bill Keane for that. Though Web Infidels keep it alive.
We must strike a blow against the infidel to avenge the great B*lly!
I am with you! Hooray!
I’d rather go for Calvin & Hobbes.
But that would tick the Calvinists off.
How about Opus from ‘Bloom County’. Then we can claim the new Opus comic strip is sacrilege
I’d say, we’d get rather exhausted from rioting every Sunday and Wednesday, but it might just be a great plan.
“How about Opus from ‘Bloom County’. Then we can claim the new Opus comic strip is sacrilege”
Mr. Fleming’s Opus.
Sorry, resisting isn’t my strong suit. Good thing the Conservatives got to me first!
If we make Billy our Lord & Savior, does that make “Not Me” the Anti-Christ figure?
I’m in. I should probably hold out for Dilbert, being in Silicon Valley and all, but, hey, I don’t get much chance to riot and burn things any more.
Google’s campus is mine!
“Not Me”
The trick is to use a comic you can’t stand in the hopes it will be removed from print for safety issues.
So does that force Dolly to be a Virgin?
How about Andy Capp? He’s always getting tossed out of a bar. Oh, no, wait. That’s Teddy K.
I’m in! Can we loot too? I really need a new plasma TV.
“I’m in! Can we loot too? I really need a new plasma TV.”
We’re trying to build a religion here, not rebuild New Orleans.
Great idea. And we can claim that the whole time it was merely our demands for freedom of speech.
The path of Billy is mysterious, but thou shalt be safe as long as you follow the dotted lines.
Apostasy! Thou hast spelled out the name of the Chosen One! It is commanded that thou shalt not! Repent and forever use the spelling B*lly!
B*lly (pbuh)
Blly was forerunner to Jffy who in turn cleared the path for P.*.
You guys are a riot…
I still say there is no better idea than getting Speilberg the JOOOOOO to make an animated movie of the life of Mohamed starring the voice of Kevin Bacon.
You just can’t beat that.
If it is now Blly, does that make the anti-Christ figure Nt M*?
Just asking.
Again.
Screw allyouguys, ’tis G*rfield will lead us home….
Jihad time:
http://freewebhosting.hostdepartment.com/y/yoursexypenguin/archive/9.html
Hail B*lly!!!
Sounds good. I was getting pretty tired about my “love your neighbor as yourself” religion. Too hard to do. Besides, Billy’s head looks like a watermelon, and that makes me smile.
No thanks,
I’m still waiting for RWD and his church of Areyouhighintology.
I’m in
Harvey! Dood! That’s the Dysfunctional Family Circus!
Greg got in a sh**storm of trouble from Bill Keane for that. Though Web Infidels keep it alive.
We must strike a blow against the infidel to avenge the great B*lly!
Does Dolly have dress up like a beekeeper now? Do they make burqas that small?