Polls show now that many Republicans are well positioned for 2008, and, as we all know, polls over two years before an election are a great indicator of how those elections will turn out.
Still, I think it should be the job of IMAO and its bloggers to get as much information as possible on who may run. Today, I’m going to take a brief look at Condoleezza Rice who keeps saying she won’t run.
One problem with Condi is that, apparently, no one listens to her, as everyone keeps talking about her as a Presidential candidate. Her advantages are that she has experience at a national level and doesn’t have any voting record to criticize. Also, she is able to use her mind to move small objects.
There would be a lot of controversy if she runs for President, though. For one thing, she is a race of some sort. Is America really ready to elect someone who belongs to a race? Also, she’s a woman. Is America ready to elect a woman when, throughout history, it has been known that women are useless at everything?
And, what about her past? She once killed a man in self-defense, but some have said that killing was suspect since the man was found tied to a chair with three bullets in the back of his head. Is that something the Democrats will try to make an issue of?
And what about the anger issue? As we all know, women are moody. Also, Condi is known to totally freak-out if anyone forgets the second ‘z’ when spelling her first name. She once tossed a kindergartener across a classroom for that offense.
Still, Condoleezza Rice could make an interesting candidate. I’ll have more information as I get it; just remember to stay tuned to IMAO, your 2008 Presidential Campaign headquarters.
I know that when she showed up wearing that black outfit with the high heel boots, she moved quite a few “small objects” all around the world.
Women can’t be useless at EVERYTHING, you just married one. Sometimes they do the dishes (though not very often…oh and sometimes laundry).
You know, I just had a scary thought…When the 2008 elections roll around, I’ll probably get more accurate information from a comedy blog(imao) than I will from the mainstream media.
“She once tossed a kindergarten across a classroom for that offense.”
Yikes, imagine what she would have done to a kindergartener if they would have forgotten the second r. But everyone knows that a kindergarten is the biggest smarty-pants around. I bet the kindergarten did it on purpose.
Ah, crud. There goes my moral high ground. I can’t even get the second letter right. It was ‘z’ not ‘r’. Just when I thought I’d get you FrankJ, you slip through my fingers again!!!
About the guy in the chair. That wasn’t Condi, that was me.
Here’s another problem.
2008: sHillary and Condi square off in the “World’s Angriest Woman” constest, judged by Chomps. sHillary loses by TKO after she is disqualified for being disemboweled by the judge. Condi denies reports that she slathered sHillary’s pantsuit with bacon grease.
(More Chomps t-shirts NOW!)
She can move small objects with her mind? She’s got my vote on that basis alone.
Condi once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I heart Condi.
Condi is my kind of woman. Moral, smart, powerful, and she knows how to brawl on a national level. My admiration for her goes far beyond wanting her to become president. Marry me, woman! Marry me!!!
From all this kickass description I’m starting to think that if Condi ever did win the presidency, she’ll unmask at the inaugural celebration and reveal herself to be Chuck Norris.
a race of some sort? does she like nascar?
I and others can only hope that her, no interest in running, etc., comments are the typical undecided pose taken by so many politicians before announcing their candidacy right before the first primaries.
Heh, we can still hope can’t we?
Would love to see Condi take on hillary, first debate hillary would lose it, end up screaming like gore…..mean while Condi would calmly blow her away with reason and intellect…if she runs she has my vote…unless the Republicans can come up with a better “condidate”
WK