I just noticed that, for three weekends in a row, the top grossing movie was not screened for critics. I don’t know about you, but, if I were a film critic, I’d be feeling pretty useless about now.
…if I wasn’t feeling useless before, that is.
BTW, one of those movies, Underworld: Evolution, will be reviewed in the next podcast. Yee-haw!

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jackass
I bet Bareback Mountain, the top-grossout movie, was.
What about Serenity?
Serenity was screened for critics. Usually its stinkers that don’t get screened, and the reviews for all three of these movies were pretty bad from the reviewers who sought out to see them with the hoi poloi.
It would seem that around here the critics didn’t like Underworld Evo….but seems like everyone who WANTED to see the movie raved about it, course I can see why the critics didn’t like it….didn’t have any faggots in it, didn’t trash the Republicans or Bush, and oh yeah didn’t have any scenes that would make a metro-sexual cry in it!!! I THOUGHT THE FLIX KICKED SOME SERIOUS ASS….not to mention the Heroine was so fine!!