Just in case you’re wondering, after nine years of legal wrestling and wrangling, it all boils down to this: the penalty for chasing a British ex-princess and her boyfriend to death is one euro.
Before you get any bright ideas, keep in mind that’s one euro each for the three photographers convicted of chasing Diana and Dodi to their doom, not together.
Leave it to the French to come up with a punishment that doesn’t begin to cover the horrifying curcumstances with which two humans were driven to their deaths by professional parasites, let alone the fact that the three euro coins they’re collecting won’t even cover the deceaseds’ long rotted-out eyes completely.
Cameras don’t kill, people do!
At least the admit the holocaust, because then, there’d be jail time.
Someone should start taking pictures of the papparazzi themselves, and start selling the pictures to magazines.
Start following them around. Hey, that might be a good idea for a podcast…
Of course, it would have helped if Diana’s driver wasn’t drunk… and she wasn’t a stuck-up bitch that couldn’t stand the heat, and wouldn’t get out of the kitchen.
But hey.
This case should lose on appeal because at the time of the accident, there was no Euro currency that they could be fined with.