Fred Thompson plans to keep a big pile of dead terrorists on the front lawn of the White House as a testament to fighting ability of American troops. He’d do it at his current home if it weren’t for the HOA regulations.
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No piddly HOA tells Fred Thompson where to stack dead terrorists he fears no HOA, He is Fred Thompson……
When deciding how many dead terrorists to stack up at the White House Fred replied to his staff “Idiots! Don’t bother me with mundane details or you shall suffer my wrath! Somewhere between a pacel and a gob will do! I’m an ideas guy! I’m already into next year and you want me to deal with today details? Fools!” Fred then decided not to give his staff a second chance and sent them all directly to the Eternal Pit of Doom to which the Lamestream Press reported “Another Fred Thompson Campaign Staff Shake-up”…
I met Fred in Columbia today! he’s awesomer in person! and when i asked…and i’m serious about this…a crewmember i was helping told me ‘honestly. he’s Fred Thompson. 6’6. do you THINK he needs security??’
not at all.
I met Fred in Columbia today! he’s awesomer in person! and when i asked…and i’m serious about this…a crewmember i was helping told me ‘honestly. he’s Fred Thompson. 6’6. do you THINK he needs security??’
not at all.
I met Fred in Columbia today! he’s awesomer in person! and when i asked…and i’m serious about this…a crewmember i was helping told me ‘honestly. he’s Fred Thompson. 6’6. do you THINK he needs security??’
not at all.
No piddly HOA tells Fred Thompson where to stack dead terrorists he fears no HOA, He is Fred Thompson……
Fred plans to replace the White House grounds lighting with oil-soaked torches on poles.
President Fred Thompson plans to enforce the Sedition Act. Our Federal jails could fill up rather quickly.
When deciding how many dead terrorists to stack up at the White House Fred replied to his staff “Idiots! Don’t bother me with mundane details or you shall suffer my wrath! Somewhere between a pacel and a gob will do! I’m an ideas guy! I’m already into next year and you want me to deal with today details? Fools!” Fred then decided not to give his staff a second chance and sent them all directly to the Eternal Pit of Doom to which the Lamestream Press reported “Another Fred Thompson Campaign Staff Shake-up”…
Good point, ussjc. Fred Thompson’s staff shakeups ARE a good thing. It means he’s not afraid to tell people they’re full of $hit.
I met Fred in Columbia today! he’s awesomer in person! and when i asked…and i’m serious about this…a crewmember i was helping told me ‘honestly. he’s Fred Thompson. 6’6. do you THINK he needs security??’
not at all.
I met Fred in Columbia today! he’s awesomer in person! and when i asked…and i’m serious about this…a crewmember i was helping told me ‘honestly. he’s Fred Thompson. 6’6. do you THINK he needs security??’
not at all.
I met Fred in Columbia today! he’s awesomer in person! and when i asked…and i’m serious about this…a crewmember i was helping told me ‘honestly. he’s Fred Thompson. 6’6. do you THINK he needs security??’
not at all.
Sorry. finger spazzed on the post button. my bad.
Your finger did not “spaz” the post button Fred Thompson willed your finger to tell everyone about your meeting with him………..
Maybe we could use dead terrorists as an alternative fuel. Let’s burn them.