There you go, Frank, thats the spirit. I know that nothing helps me get over emotional problems like random acts of extreme and unnessesary violence. (Beat) It that a bad thing?
Fred stabs a terrorist with a broken pig femur with one hand, what does he do with the other? (He IS ambidextrous, you know.) He punches a hippie in the chops, of course! It’s an annual twofer.
…as well he should….
Amen, Fred, Frank, All, amen…
Excellent!
There you go, Frank, thats the spirit. I know that nothing helps me get over emotional problems like random acts of extreme and unnessesary violence. (Beat) It that a bad thing?
Fred stabs a terrorist with a broken pig femur with one hand, what does he do with the other? (He IS ambidextrous, you know.) He punches a hippie in the chops, of course! It’s an annual twofer.
Is the femur long enough for him to stab all the members of the Democrat/Al Qaeda in America Party as well? A traitor-ka-bob, if you will?
Can haz Traitor-ka-bob plz?
kthnxbye
Is that the next Fred t-shirt and how do I get one?
Have an Evil day.