HOW NOT TO GET TASERED
* When asking questions to a Senator, make sure to do so in the proper manner as instructed to at the event.
* If you decide to instead grab the mic, only ask one question and wait for the Senator to respond.
* If you aren’t interested in the Senator’s response and feel it more pressing to ask more questions, relent when the police approach you.
* If you decide not to relent when the police approach you at least don’t be a huge drama queen.
* If you are a huge drama queen when the police attempt to escort you out, at least don’t try and resist arrest and run back in the room.
* If you do resist arrest and run back into the room, do give up when the police tackle you.
* If you keep resisting when tackled to the ground, do finally follow police instructions when they threaten to taser you.
* If you decide to keep resisting arrest even when tackled to the ground and are threatened with a taser, whatever you do, do not refer to one of the officers as “bro” when pleaded to not be tasered, ’cause that’s gonna get yer ass tased.
I hope these instructions were helpful. Have a electrocution free day!
…and the number one way to not get tasered…
DON’T BE A MOONBAT!
John Edwards Fabulous Fact:
John Edwards enjoys getting tasered in his naughty bits.
…As me grreat grreat grrannie used to say, “If you choose to behave like a Dumbass, don’t be surprised if you’re treated like a Dumbass.”
Although this guy is a wussie, left-wing moonbat moron who fully deserved to be tasered…
it’s amazing that for some college speakers idiots like this are actually allowed to get all the way onstage and throw pies, while for Liberal geeks they’re thrown out for asking too many stupid questions.
Guess Ann Coulter’s just much tougher than John Kerry…but then, Michael Jackson’s tougher than John Kerry.
I have to wonder how many ‘teach-in’ sessions this college kid had with his professors.
I hope they tasered him in the head. I really think some shock treatment would do him some good.
I agree with everydayjoe. My take on that saying was different; If you don’t wanna get treated like a bitch, then don’t act like a bitch!
Works on so many levels for the left!
Those were not police, they were mental health professionals.
He was not tasered. They simply applied medically necessary electro-shock therapy.
No doubt, he could use a few more sessions.
I have to go out and get me one of those tazer thingy’s! They look like huge fun when encountering a left winger!
“I have to go out and get me one of those tazer thingy’s! They look like huge fun when encountering a left winger!”
http://www.beststungun.com/advanced-taser-m18l.html
$400 bucks. $600 if you want the fancy one. I don’t know what the difference is that extra $200 buys and I have no links to the site I just linked. It’s just the first one that came up in a dogpile search for “taser”.
I carry a .45, myself, but I can see how a taser might be more fun in the right circumstances.
Weighing my options:
Tazer: More Fun.
Pistol: More shots, longer range.. kills.
Maybe you should have a little self help forum for these left-wing-wussbags about how to watch out for their corn-hole when they do get arrested.
Fred Thompson would have jumped off stage and tasered the guy himself.
Just taser the guy code3? I think he would of impaled him and ate the guy’s heart like a true warrior
C3 & Kai…no.
He would have pulled that “Scanner” look and made the guy’s head explode. Of course, even then there wouldn’t have been much of a mess…it bein’ empty and all.
When asking questions to a Senator, make sure to do so in the proper manner as instructed to at the event.
Does this apply to Congressmen, too?
[You mean a U.S. Representative? They’re like a dime a dozen; don’t worry about affording them any respect. -Ed.]
Its only a matter of time before Frank J. starts a filthy lie that aluminum foil underpants protect against tazering. Muhahahahaha!
brain, frankly I don’t see the harm in wearing aluminum foil underpants. Ummm…not that I’m wearing aluminum foil underpants…no…cause I’m, umm, not…really…no, I swear I’m not…what, I didn’t hear anything…it wasn’t me…I don’t know what you’re talking about.
heh…
some useful advice, given the circumstances.
Pull you pants up and take responsibility for your actions!!! You act up not only in public but at a political event and expect to be kindly walked out holding hands with your girlfriend…I DON’T THINK SO!! By the way, the girlfriend was videoing this whole thing because, uh, they didn’t think there would be an issue with Andrew’s behavior?!?!? DUH! They knew what would happen…it looks like he was looking for trouble. And this is supposed to be our future?? SCARY!!!
Fred Thompson wouldn’t have juped off stage and “tazered” the guy himself. He would have jumped off stage, tore the guys hand off for easier access to his watch, rewired the watch to shock mode (MacGyver style)and stuffed it in the dudes ear.
Next week, Frank’s Guide to Staying out of Death Camp.
1. Don’t be a Jew.
2. Don’t be a trade unionist.
3. Don’t be a Communist.
4. Don’t be a Gypsy. Hobo. Whatever.
We digress–those have all been covered here…
5. Don’t be Martin Effin Niemoller, either.
Uh, wow. Hey could we put all the Socialist poop-throwing Marxist moonbats in death camp?
He meant to squeal, “Don’t tazer me comrade, don’t tazer me comrade.” but he was trying to be cool in front of those whining, hysterical coeds.