MoveOn put out a full page ad attacking General Petraeus by calling him “General Betray Us.” By their tiny, chicken-brain understanding of things, someone who doesn’t say only doom and gloom about Iraq is evil and lying to us. Many Democrat politicians have distanced themselves from the ad but the left-wing blogosphere thinks it completely accurate and productive for them to impugn him. So, it comes to the question of who do we trust more on Iraq: A serving general or wiener kids on the internet? Let’s compare and contrast!
GENERAL PETRAEUS VERSUS WIENER KIDS ON THE INTERNET
General Petraeus: A general.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: A bunch of wiener kids.
General Petraeus: Want the military to succeed.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Wants nothing more than the military to fail.
General Petraeus: Nice. Wise.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Arrogant. Nigh-retarded.
General Petraeus: Understand military strategy.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Understands strategy for getting a diary recommended on Daily Kos.
General Petraeus: Uses regular hygiene.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Smells funny.
General Petraeus: Sounds like a smart, serious person.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Sounds like Osama bin Laden.
General Petraeus: Knows that Islamic radicals are responsible for terrorist attacks.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Thinks that the U.S. secretly attacks itself just for kicks.
General Petraeus: Really likes America.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Doesn’t see why America is so special.
Hmm… who to trust…
Well, as a respected pundit, I should choose one. I’m going to go with the general over the wiener kids on this. That’s just my gut feeling.
How do people like this still survive? I would think that they would have died out already due to their own stupidity or actions by more intelligent people.
The Kosbe Kids are just the result of years of gooberment education and training. Once they established that Bush was the enemy they just listen for what his administration says and just take the opposite position, no matter how illogical it is and add insults.
Bush: “We dont need anymore troops.”
Kos Kids: “We dont have enough troops you poopy face. Send more troops.”
Bush: “OK, I am going to send more troops it.”
Kos Kids: “Are you as crazy as you are stupid, BushHitler? Take the troops out now! Whose dumb idea was it to send in more troops?”
Bush: “I think that breathing air is a good idea.”
Kos Kids: “You &#$& Moron! Everyone knows that breathing air is bad for you, plus it harms the environment. In fact we should all stop breathing now!”
It must be exhausting living in Bizzaro World.
I always have trouble working on 9/11…
General Petraeus: Rational adult.
Wiener Kids: Neurotic; schizophrenic; bipolar.
General Petraeus: Good hygiene.
Wiener Kids: Smelly; dirty shorts; need haircuts.
General Petraeus: Calm voice.
Wiener Kids: Excitable; shrill; whinny.
General Petraeus: Logical; reasonable.
Wiener Kids: Insipid; impertinent.
General Petraeus: Built like a weapons stud.
Wiener Kids: Weiners look like acorns (thanks Harvey!)
I’ll agree with anyone who uses “nigh” in his posts. Love that word.
Thank God for General Petraeus and brave men and women fighting for the rights of smelly weiners to be smelly weiners who have no idea how much they owe their very lives to people they hate.
General Petraeus: Dresses himself in the morning
Wiener Kids: Still wearing last months dirty underwear because Mom refuses to dress them anymore
General Petraeus: Well spoken
Wiener Kids: Find using adjective and adverbs confusing, stick to the F-word.
General Petraeus: Does the F-word, doesn’t say it
Wiener Kids: Say it constantly, because they can’t (and never have) done it.
General Petraeus: Has the stones to face the enemy
Wiener Kids: Hide in Mom’s basement
General Petraeus: Is a very important man
Weiner Kids: Make up conspiracy theories to feel important
General Petraeous: Would kick Aquaman’s arse
Weiner Kids: Don’t bathe for fear Aquaman might pop out of the drain and kick their arse
I’ve seen the light.
As a wise man once wrote:
Either you get it, or you don’t.
So then you’re saying that all that time spent playing Dungeons and Dragons doesn’t qualify the Kos kids as experts on political and military strategy? Hmmm.
General Petraeus: Greatest achievement leading successful counter-insurgency, and earning the respect of the most effective combat troops in the solar system.
Wiener Kids: Greatest achievement getting out of locker room without underwear pulled over their head. Once.
A few more to consider:
General Petraeus: Knows the history of the United States and doesn’t forget wars are hell
Wiener Kids: Got beat up on the playground and now are in PTSD counseling
General Petraeus: If actually forced to “love” Cindy Sheehan would literally split her in half.
Wiener Kids: Want her to donate eggs for “the revolution”
General Petraeus: Knows Che Guevara was a murderer, thug, and smelled bad
Wiener Kids: Displaying Che air freshener in their mom’s minivan currently
General Pertaeus: One of the only men alive that could last a round with Fred Thompson
Wiener Kids: at the mention of Fr…they undergo what we call in medicine “a code brown”
General Petraeus: Patriotic American
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Worth Less Than The Brown Stain In Their Mommy’s BVD’s (The one’s WITH a wiener hole…of course!)
Why are you calling them wiener kids? No one at MoveOn has anything remotely resembling male genitalia (unless Hillary is a member).
“How do people like this still survive? I would think that they would have died out already due to their own stupidity or actions by more intelligent people.”
This is a regrettable byproduct of a society that has ensured the survival of all its members.
Hope that abortion on demand leads to leftist extinction.
Whom to trust.
MoveOn.org: 3 million losers strong. As for the NYT, I wouldn’t use it to wrap up a dead cat that I didn’t even like.
Are any of these organizations actually FOR something good? They’re always against something, but never FOR anything positive. They don’t see the surge as working per se, but they see the surge as working AGAINST their fked-up ideals & everything they’ve been bitching about since Bush got re-elected.
It’s actually funny to watch them attack someone’s character when they have no idea what character really is.
Being rude is not the same as being interesting.
Backing up your claims by citing other reactionary websites is not corroboration.
Having anonymous sources supporting your insane conspiracy theories is not empirical evidence.
Attacking the presenter- who wasn’t attacking you- instead of the subject matter (aka AD HOMINEM) is a dead giveaway that you don’t know what the fk you’re talking about.
Circular reasoning is not critical thinking. In fact, it requires a bare minimum of conscious thought.
Liberalism is supported by pure raw emotion without any supporting evidence or fact. Liberals have been wrong about everything they believe in for the last 100 years but it hasn’t stopped them from selling their big government, high taxes, anti-God agenda to anyone who will “fell their pain”… Our educational system is full of these cretins and it is pumping out like minded children at an alarming rate who can’t add 1 plus 1 and don’t know where the United States is on a map but they feel good about themselves thanks to liberal theology!
General Petraeus: Graduated from West Point.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Took the short bus to school.
LIberal MANTRA:
NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER allow the facts to influence your decisions or opinions.
Those who refuse to learn from history are DOOMED to repeat it. These maroons just keep running the same loop over and over and over again. You’d think they’d get tired and jump off, but they’re persistent. Too bad they couldn’t use their powers for good.
AlanABQ remains my hero.