Most people can’t eat popcorn without dropping some. John Edwards can’t eat popcorn without a little help lifting it. Bonus fact from ExUrbanKevin:
Maybe John Edwards was born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline.
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Can you imagine if he buttered the popcorn?
(He prefers Olestra because of the “special tingle” it gives him.)
Then again, if there were an Olympics event for sphincter muscle gymnastics, John Edwards would win all three individual and the over-all gold medals with one arm tied behind his boyfriends back.
Wow! My very first mention on IMAO! I’d like to thank my Mom and my Dad and all the members of the Academy for this recognition, and, let’s face it, if the fathers ruled the war, there would be no $%#! wars in the first place, as all our enemies would be dead because we’ve shot them.
Thank you.
Most people can’t eat popcorn without dropping some. John Edwards can’t eat popcorn without a little help lifting it.
Can you imagine if he buttered the popcorn?
(He prefers Olestra because of the “special tingle” it gives him.)
(He prefers Olestra because of the “special tingle” it gives him.)
Frito-Lay’s “WOW” chips – and we mean “wow” and “chips” in more ways than just one
John doesn’t remove his makeup in front of a mirror anymore ’cause of the wrinkles and broken glass.
LOL, Mad
John doesn’t mind dropping a little popcorn if it gives him an excuse to bend over…and…well flirt a bit…
Then again, if there were an Olympics event for sphincter muscle gymnastics, John Edwards would win all three individual and the over-all gold medals with one arm tied behind his boyfriends back.
Doh! That’s nasty. Carry on.
Wow! My very first mention on IMAO! I’d like to thank my Mom and my Dad and all the members of the Academy for this recognition, and, let’s face it, if the fathers ruled the war, there would be no $%#! wars in the first place, as all our enemies would be dead because we’ve shot them.
Thank you.
It’s definately the Maybelline.