Poor minority monkey faced children…
Actually, as a republican how can I choose just one type of kid to hate more than any other?
I hate them all each in their own special way. Just as every child is loathsome and hideous I hate them all just like they were my own children.
Poor minority children of Democrat parents.
Children that whine a lot.
Children that don’t mind.
Stupid children (“childtards”)
Fat children.
Obnoxious children.
I love children.
Children are tasty. I like Tasty Toasty Baby Roasty (baby roasted in a warm bed between two loving parents). It’s sweetest if you tickle the tummy until the baby laughs before munching it.
Matt, only if you’re old enough. Otherwise, if you’re too young, you’ll be too tempting.
The discussion of veal has made me hungry. Did you see where I put my glasses?
What kind of kids do Republicans hate?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Actually, we hate all kids, equally. None of that Affirmative Action crap.
I’m good with kids, it’s their parents that ask for the free insurance on them because they’re too lazy to get a job and care for their own children that piss me off.
..TA DA!!
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I’m good with kids, it’s their parents that ask for the free insurance on them because they’re too lazy to get a job and care for their own children that piss me off.
..TA DA!!
-_-
I love kids. I love them so much that I’ll entertain them with a $500 billion dollar war fought for no reason. Children love that kind of stuff! But SCHIP? C’mon, now we’re just spoiling them!
How about poor minority children?
The Moon.
The environment.
Plankton suckers. (Slur for whales)
Poor minority monkey faced children…
Actually, as a republican how can I choose just one type of kid to hate more than any other?
I hate them all each in their own special way. Just as every child is loathsome and hideous I hate them all just like they were my own children.
Poor minority children of Democrat parents.
Children that whine a lot.
Children that don’t mind.
Stupid children (“childtards”)
Fat children.
Obnoxious children.
I love children.
children who care for the environment
How about that ugly ass kid that popped out of “Thunder Thighs”! Damn, i puked all over my keyboard again!
Geezer… maybe I misread the original post… cause I too love children… if you cook them correctly they are delicious.
The only good kind of poor children are sick, poor children. I like those. A lot.
Matt, I’m particularly fond of them on skewers over the BBQ. But boiled, baked, deep fried, sauteed, and dried (the little jerky’s) are good, too.
I prefer my children like I prefer my veal, unborn.
Stuffed, like stuffed veal cutlets?
poor minority children of liberal monkey faced parents who name their kids GRAEME!
I have to admit, Frank. You got me with this one! I laughed out loud! Good one!
Geezer, you appear to be both evil and disturbed… will you be my friend?
Well, children do make good cudgels for beating hobos when the Loo-ville Slugger ain’t handy.
Children are tasty. I like Tasty Toasty Baby Roasty (baby roasted in a warm bed between two loving parents). It’s sweetest if you tickle the tummy until the baby laughs before munching it.
Matt, only if you’re old enough. Otherwise, if you’re too young, you’ll be too tempting.
The discussion of veal has made me hungry. Did you see where I put my glasses?
What kind of kids do Republicans hate?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Actually, we hate all kids, equally. None of that Affirmative Action crap.
I’m good with kids, it’s their parents that ask for the free insurance on them because they’re too lazy to get a job and care for their own children that piss me off.
..TA DA!!
-_-
I’m good with kids, it’s their parents that ask for the free insurance on them because they’re too lazy to get a job and care for their own children that piss me off.
..TA DA!!
-_-
I love kids. The problem I find is getting them close to my van. I used to offer them candy but someone ratted me out.
I love kids. I love them so much that I’ll entertain them with a $500 billion dollar war fought for no reason. Children love that kind of stuff! But SCHIP? C’mon, now we’re just spoiling them!