As a housewarming gift for our new home, SarahK and I received today a infrared remote control t-rex from John Hawkins. It was the perfect gift and exactly what we needed.
As always happens when I receive an infrared remote control t-rex in the mail, there will be a new In My World™ tomorrow.
Dangit, Frank — you were supposed to move down to Texas so we could be friends and hang out, like, all the time. I was supposed to be the Jim Carrey to your Matthew Broderick.
But I guess you weren’t interested in free HBO and awesome gun laws ‘n stuff.
Dang it! I got you a remote control T-rex also, I was going to get a semi to transport it tomorrow, but if you already got one I guess I’ll just have to destroy all traces of its existence.
Now that you have an infra red remoted control T-rex, you can throw away all your guns. The infra red remote control T-rex provides far superior protection from all intruders.
… unless they have their own infra red remote control.
I think everyone is missing the significance of this revelation. More infrared dinosaurs=more In My Worlds. We just need to flood his mailbox with them, we we’ll have a nearly never ending supply… (not that we don’t already, but that might increase the frequency)
More infrared dinosaurs=more In My Worlds.
I think it would bring about the return of the State of the Frank Reports more than anything. We need those back, too. What happened to Aquaman? Did you succeed so easily, or what? We must know!
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