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  1. Other catchy slogans from the genius who brought us “Together we thrive”:

    Forgetting one stitch now will cost nine later on . . .

    two birds in the bush are of equal value with one held in your hand . . .

    there is no gain without some venture . . .

    The worm is the prize for expediency . . .

    One must sleep in the bed one makes . . .

    The broth is not improved by the inclusion of more cooks . . .

    My best friend is always in need of help . . .

    There is no moss on that stone that tumbled down the hill . . . .

    I took a long time to build Rome . . .

    It is impolite to check the teeth of a horse that was given to you . . .

    The longer they are gone the more I miss them . . .

    You can acquire twelve of those for only ten cents. . . .

    It is easy to take money from a dimwit . . .

    My name it Thomas and I do not believe you . . .

    It would take more than 999 words to describe most pictures . . .

    You probably would not like the taste of that medicine you are trying to give me. . .

    This boat is where we both reside . . .

    People who tell you how to drive while sitting in the back of the car are annoying. . .

    Sometimes dogs fail to recognize what tree their prey is using to escape but they continue barking . . .

    It is difficult to chew when you place too much food in your mouth. . .

    While your guess was only off by a little, you have failed to earn the cigar I promised for a correct answer. . .

    Milk that falls on the floor is not worth much, so please do not despair. . .

    That cat would still be alive if it didn’t become obsessed with finding out more about what was going on. . .

    If you use only one container to transport your eggs an accident is likely to cause the loss of all of them. . .

    Your chance of success is equal to the likelihood of a balloon made of lead getting off the ground. . .

    Your losses due to poor quality increase if you try to accomplish your goal in less time than is needed. . . .

    A good swing of a hammer can be measured by how much of the nails head is impacted by the strike. . .

    The outcome of the match is not disputed if the field it is played on is not sloped. . .

    Naval artillery that is improperly secured is not safe. . . .

    Sixty seconds does not seem to last as long when your location is New York city.

    You will only be allowed to proceed after I die. . .

    Perfection is made more likely if you invest time practicing . . .

    The force applied to the ground upon impact is proportional to the size of the individual falling. . .

    If a cooking analogy were to be applied to ones life, variety would be represented by the seasoning. . .

    The amount of time I would have to wait to see that happen is equal to the amount of time I would have to wait to see pigs achieve flight . . .

  2. Bob – First, you should put all these on T-shirts and make yourself an internet fortune.

    Second, I’m glad to see that I’m not the only who thought “Together We Thrive” was just a clunky, leftist way of saying “United We Stand” – which they obviously can’t use, because the right has owned that phrase since 9/11.

    Or more specifically, owned it ever since the left stopped thinking that 9/11 was a bad thing.

  3. I’m not sure that “Together We Thrive” is equivalent to “United We Stand.” To me, “Together We Thrive” is just an unbelievably ghey version of the Marine saying for “work together”:

    Gung Ho! Gung Ho!

    May I please have the “Gung Ho!” T-shirt, instead?

  4. I love it that these are the same folks (progressives) who want to define civilized debate. They wouldn’t know how to behave appropriately if they had Miss Manners on speed dial. Most of them spent their formative years seeing how much they could get away with and then their college years being reactionaries. They have NO respect for anyone or any thing.

    They are just the flip side of the Phelps coin. They should have let the protestors in, it would have been a campaign rally and a mosh pit all at the same time.

  5. “Together we thrive” means,
    “Stop enforcing the border, Arizona, you hating hateful haters, it’s your hate-ey hating hatefulness that caused this tragedy . Well, that and your archaic ‘Constitutional rights’ . “

    That’s the only reason AG Holder had to be there.

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