Obama Hiding Weakness?

There is some suggestion that President Obama has been dying his hair. This is good, because if Obama shows any sign of weakness, Biden will see it as his opportunity and challenge Obama to combat so that he may be president. Biden may seem stupid, but he is a spry and vicious combatant. And he bites. The only thing keeping him in line his fear of Obama’s strength, but if Obama starts to gray, then that fear wanes.

Some people think we should repeal the law that allows the VP to take over the presidency if he bests the president in one on one combat, but I think that’s short sighted. Having the VP always lurking in the background waiting for any weakness to pounce helps keep the president on his toes. I definitely don’t think it’s as dumb as the law that put the National Park Service in charge of the Thuderdome.

24 Comments

  1. You’re missing the larger geo-political issues. Obama’s gray hair would have been a sign of weakness not to Biden, but to the Chinese Premier (whatshisname). Such an appearance of weakness would have doomed the Panda talks.

    By the way, do we all recall the hits that Reagan took for allegedly dying his hair? Personally, I think that Reagan was so powerful that his hair would not have dared changed color.

  2. Those pictures were both photo shopped. That one was wearing a tie in both of them.

    biden’s Kung Fu is weak. hillary will chew him up and spit him out as soon as he takes office.

    If only, cause I can think of a great scenario of getting rid of osama care. biden 86’s that one, then Boh zaps biden and poof! Republican President, who will sign the bill repealing osama care.

  3. Under your theory, and I’m not sayin’ it’s a bad one mind you. Isn’t the Secretary of State in line for POTUS? I would expect to start seeing dead bodies turn up wrapped in blankets having committed suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head 4 times each until her evilness strides to the podium! Anyway, that’s how I see it working out! I think John Bohner crying all the time must have her thinking “what a weak and ghey simpleton”! “I can’t wait to smote him last!”

  4. Well, first off, Biden doesn’t know that he’s first in line for the presidency. He thinks there’s someone else in the middle there.

    Secondly, there’s no hiding that one’s weaknesses. Once a little girl, always a little girl. I’m sure China has pictures of him on his little girl bike with his little girl helmet hanging up all over their military bases.

  5. Any guy (douche bag) who dyes his hair or gets plugs needs a good nad punch!!! Dying one’s hair is metrosexualism and shall not be tolerated my manly men! I have gray hair and a bald spot that the good Lord saw fit to give me. Anyone want to comment about it to my face is free to do so. My fist is also free to punch them in their dumb monkey metrosexual face!

  6. Of course he’s dying his hair. Why in the name of all that’s holy do we even care? We have so many other more important things to worry about.

    He’s shallow, inadequate, incompetent and inexperienced. The only thing he still has going for him is that he’s young “and hip” at least to the hippy weirdo fringe. He can’t possibly look, OLD. GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. There is some suggestion that President Obama has been dying his hair.

    I’m absolutely sure that he hasn’t been. I’m not sure that his hair hasn’t been dyed, but I’m sure that HE didn’t dye his hair. If HE had dyed his hair, he would have dyed his hands, his neck, and various other parts of his body.

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