It’s been a while since the left has made an argument on a major issue that was influential to anyone other than other liberals.
This “Verizon iPhone” rumor that’s been going on for years has gotten so big that even Verizon and Apple think it’s true.
Again, I would like to point out pathetic 2011 is that what we’re obsessed over is better phones. Where’s my jetpack with laser cannons?
This 3G/4G stuff – that doesn’t actually mean anything, right?
So do I need to update my Bush-centric universe model of the liberal mind with the addition of Sarah Palin?
It’s not accurate to say the left are ghouls. Going by The Walking Dead’s ratings, ghouls are actually popular.
While we’re using Tuscon to talk about unrelated things like political rhetoric, let’s also use it as a reminder that kids should floss.
Apparently conservatives are just like violent people from the past… except for the violence.
But know what conservatives love more than violence? Hugs!
Easier to understand left clinging to the political rhetoric narrative if you think of it as religious faith; it exists absent evidence.
My Princess Buttercup is 3 months old now.
Making liberals mad is fun; it doesn’t take any effort at all and attempts to anger libs are a guaranteed success. There’s no end to the silly things they come up with when you anger them. It could be a new retail toy – the Angry Liberal Doll: just say something sensible to it and watch it spout off and tantrum like Donald Duck!
Hey, anyone know of a good substitute for baby blood in bread?
This whole “blood libel” thing is driving up demand, which is driving up the cost and, me being Jewish, I’m horribly cheap.
Thanks in advance,
-ls
Chris Matthews spent the first half of his show railing on about how O’Rielly, Rush, Hannity, Beck, etc have caused the shooting in Tucson and the second half condemning Sarah Palin for being silent. I’d like to say “That’s interesting!” but it’s not. Why the HE double hockey sticks did I write this?
Laurence, I recommend the juice of the stink bug for it gives bread a very spicy taste. However, it will be many months until you can find stink bugs for your own production.
Yes.
We would already have anti-gravity vehicles and endless energy if not for the CIA.
The BCS championship game brodcast from… ready for this… ARIZONA… included several mentions of “using the shotgun”. True, it was held after the deranged lunatic had his act of violence, but instead of focusing on inconsequential details like this, we should be asking ourselves… WHAT DID THE BCS KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT?
I think this better and better phone thing is going in one of two directions. Either to the laser canon/jetpack phone or the skynet phone.
Happy 3 month birthday Buttercup! If you have good parents they have already put you into a pre-school where you are already learning about gender options and why don’t have to be stuck in the female body that you were born in…
This is why liberals think hockey is violent: “HE SHOOTS! SHOT! SCORE!” Not only is there implied violence, but there is also implied sexual reward for said violence.
Blast! We’ve allowed the liberals to control the grammar of the debate over what our future will be like. I began to ask, “Where are the ray guns of my yesteryear?” Then, I stockpiled. The liberals can have my ray guns when they pry them from my dead, vaporized fingers.
In the ’60’s, we didn’t just fill our imaginary enemies with machine gun rounds. We disintegrated them as well, and we spent most of our free time at this. No phones, but lots of weapons had we.
Hey Frank, when you get a chance, please dis-moderate my post about ray-guns. If you do, I’ll evermore refrain from tying violence in hockey to s[e]x.
Happy, happy, happy birthday Buttercup! What a happy day. And her 3 month birthday is the same as Rush’s birthday which must bode well.
There is actually a book, that I actually own, called “Where’s My Jetpack?” It details all the cool stuff we got promised in the ’30s, ’40s and ’50s that no one ever got around to actually making for us.
Jerks.
Or, you could just buy the Martin Jetpack.
I’m assuming you’re rich enough to purchase one.
Because conservatives are all rich, right?
I mean, that’s why we wanted those Bush tax cuts, wasn’t it?
“It’s been a while since the left has made an argument on a major issue that was influential to anyone other than other liberals.”
…and monkeys. Monkeys love throwing poo. And, every liberal argument just amounts to a monkey throwing poo.