Politico has uncovered that it’s possible that when Sarah Palin used the phrase “blood libel”, it may have been a secret message — a dog whistle — to conservative Christians. This is according to “some” who did “say” it. Of course, it’s completely impossible for a Politico employee (who “some say” are journalists) to actually talk to one of the tens of millions of conservative Christians, so the only thing left to do is rampant, paranoid speculation!
So what could be the secret coded message Palin was sending out? Some say these are the possibilities:
* Bring me the beard of Paul Krugman!
* I like turtles.
* Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
* 10 Palin Points to anyone who murders a hobo.
* RON PAUL!
* There are free bagels and coffee in the break room.
* I think Kos sent me an obscene picture of his private parts, but my phone wasn’t able to zoom enough to see them clearly.
* I will put my next orders to kill in a children’s book instead of a map.
* Watch Sarah Palin’s Alaska Sunday nights on TLC.
* I kinda get the feeling the backup job for most journalists wasn’t nuclear physicist.
-Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful
-Barney Frank can’t understand why I’m not jealous that his boobs are bigger than mine
-My secret messages and the conspiracy of which they are a part will be decoded in the next Dan Brown novel
-Secret codes are part of the Palin Doctrine
* Todd has a long moustache.
* There is fire at the Alaska travel agency.
* A happy wolf is a dead wolf.
* Sarah Palin’s Alaska deserves an Emmy!
* Bring me a moose to kill.
* Pssst. Liberals are candy asses. Pass it on.
* I hunt hippies and whales in my next installment of Sarah Palin’s Alaska. You betcha!
* Thanks to my super vision, I CAN see Russia from my front porch. China too.
* Don’t hate me because Nancy Pelosi looks like a shrivelled up Lurch next to me.
Carolyn, take heart. Barney’s boobs may be bigger than yours but I can assure you that no one wants to see his.
So let me get this straight. Christians can hear secret messages that elude atheists – but when they sense the presence of God in the universe it’s all in their imagination?
* Joe Scarborough is a friggin leftist idiot
* The revolution will be televised.
I checked my Kindle copy of the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook and it suggested the following possibilities:
* Kill all the lawyers.
* Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
* Let loose the moose of war.
* Lama lama bobama, banana fana fobama, me mi mo bama, Obama!
* Bring me Levi Johnson’s cojones on a stick.
* Val Kilmer was the best Batman.
* Greedo shot first.
I’m going with an extended version of ProudInfidel’s take – secret message reads as follows:
“It’s 11:59 on Radio Free America; this is Aunt Sarah, with music, and the truth until dawn. Right now I’ve got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone: “the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall”, “todd has a long mustache, todd has a long mustache”. It’s twelve o’clock, American, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on, or behind the lines, this is your song…”
Smoke camels.
Superman heard a dog whistle when Lex Luthor sent out his message. Wonder if it’s the same thing.
LOL, I love oxymora like marxist and journalist, democrat and intelligence, and sanity and leftist.
Secret codes of Sarah’s:
* You clothes look awfully white
* These leftists need to be taught about deodorant
* this pizza is cold
* Damn that one’s wife is ugly!
Liberals are late to the game. For years now, Sarah has been batting out Morse Code with those beautiful eyelashes.
* I’ll let that grizzly down when it’s dead and done bleedin’ and drippin’ and such.
* How would you like my gaff hook up your ass?
* Screw you guys, I’m goin’ fishin’.
I would like to acknowledge that in fact, * Todd has a long moustache.* is the correct answer.
This coded phrase indicates to the Tea Pary “movement/underground” that the long awaited so called “Second Front” is to happen within the next 24 hours.
VIVE L’PALIN! VIVE LE FRANCE! VIVE LE REPBULIQUE!
err….
Obviously the coded message is………
-Nuke the Moon
“ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!”
* The salmon crows at midnight
* Respect my authoritay!
* Excelsior!
* Surrender you french cow
* Take that! You moose
* I’m too sexy for my shirt
Ha! Don’t you realize you need an official Sarah Palin decoder ring to decode her secret messages. Anythig else is just speculation.
Eat more bacon
I know why it’s so hard to figure out what her code words are, we’re all still listening to Karl Rove’s code words!
May I rant?
Whats not funny is how many uninformed people believe those type of articles or heard and read accusations about Palin and the tea party but never heard any of the hundreds of conservative dismantling of those arguments. Its like a guy with a sign on a street corner having a fight with the guy who runs the town newspaper. Even when the newspaper totally loses the argument they still win because very few people heard the other side.
I am starting to think of the conservative revolution as old Ronny ray gun (that s a dog whistle for violence against martians in case you dont have the conservative coded message v9.2b update) as a one man player who took on the whole other team, cheating refs, other sides fans who poured onto the field by himself and still managed to score touchdowns – intercept passes etc… and win the game by himself. Over the next few years the conservatives started amassing a team mostly stately old warhorses. Still outnumbered player wise and the other side still controls the referees. Thanks to the internet and leftists greedy overreach conservative fans tired of the other side cheating and outnumbering and now join the field no longer relying on their few weak players.
Leftists trolls/fearmongers/media manipulators are not used to meeting conservative defense in cable news, blog posts, facebook etc… I think this has a lot of them really upset it used to be they could craft narrative and then just all go around repeating it with little organized resistance. This was still true during the Bush years.
Funny part of this all though is…. Had the left continued their old pace of governmental consolidation of power, they would have pulled it off with little organized conservative resistance. We weren’t going to get a new Reagen every decade and they run the field the rest of the time. With Obama they got greedy for their revolutions conclusion. They thought they had reached sufficient saturation that they could finally reveal themselves and the masks came off and the swords came out. Palin then the tea party energized conservative fans and turned them into players. The onslaught of milquetoast ,Bush,Dole, Bush, McCain put them to sleep, Palin will never be forgiven by the left for that.
Where do we go from here? Well the left is trying to get revenge on Palin and use day and night mortar fire like accusations to put conservatives back into a confused demoralized daze. Fortunately their revenge on Palin is shaking conservatives out of their daze and certainly keep many awake.
She’s clearly sending out coded phrases that fry liberal brains and make them act like lunatics on TV.
*Splunge!
“I much fear serious trouble in the fuselage Frederick”
“* I think Kos sent me an obscene picture of his private parts, but my phone wasn’t able to zoom enough to see them clearly.”
Just wanted to say how VERY much I enjoyed this line.
+1 Internet for the inclusion of turtle-liking. Well done, sir.
“Conservative vajayjays commence countdown!”
And though she thought I knew the answer
What I knew I could not say
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