[High Praise! to Sondrakistan]
Dear Myles,
I am sorry it took my so very long to respond to you letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
You are good boy,
Joe Biden
Yes, that’s a real letter that Slow Joe wrote to some poor kid.
And it appears the note was written in brown crayon. Either that, or…
No – brown crayon. Of course. Definitely. It has to be crayon. Brown.
harvey, the headline is two words too long.
No brown crayon there…the VP’s security detail are instructed to keep all pointy things far away from him no matter how loud the tantrum…plus, Biden (good Lefty that he is) believes in recycling and repurposing natural resources. So why not repurpose his own excrescences? For Joe, “going green” may mean going brown when he runs out of fingerpaint.
What I don’t understand is the whole “still an idiot” part. Was there ever any doubt?
As Biden’s idiocy is, by all appearances, an uninterrupted continuum…wouldn’t an instance of his not being idiotic be more headline-worthy?
Joe Biden Repudiates Harvard, Gives Support To Hillsdale College
Joe Biden Impresses Navy SEALs By Being Only VP To Complete Training
Joe Biden Turns Pro-Life, Chastizes Obama, After Meet With Pope Francis
Or even…Joe Biden Ties Own Shoelaces, Manages To Descend Long Staircase Unharmed
@5: “an uninterrupted continuum”
Only if you apply continuum mechanics, Bunker. But if you analyze Joe with quantum mechanics, there’s considerable entanglement (of shoelaces) and “spooky action at a distance.”
We need to consult Son of Bob.
@6
So your hypothesis, utilising quantum, is that a Biden, on an alternate string, may, “spookily”, NOT be an idiot, and, in fact, potentially be the head of MENSA?
Too much whatiffery for me past the recreational intellectuality…it tends, with the aggressiveness of a powder-puff, to collide, headlong, into Dominican/Thomistic reason and logic.
Aw, forget the physics! Look–say that kid invents a chocolate gun and tries to bring it to school, along with a copy of Biden’s letter. You know he’d be expelled, or at least suspended so long that he would not get back in the school until some point during President Sasha Obama’s second term.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! So someone (Harvey?) Thought Biden was going to stop being an idiot on anything, why? You know better than that there is no statute of limitations on idiocy, no cure, no treatment. It is what it is and is mostly genetic.
The next day, Michael Bloomberg bans chocolate in New York City.
Chocolate Bullet Bacon to seanmahair!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
Would that be a 9M&M bullet?
What property of chocolate travelling at muzzle velocity does Joe think safe? What property of chocolate combined with propellant does he consider safe?
People love chocolate, yes, but not being shot with it, Joe!
Do not start a chocolate arms war: we will Cadbury you.
From the article:
We are very, very close to the end of civilization.
I’ll remember this next time I get an urge to eat my gun.
Meanwhile, this messes with that whole Guns Or Butter quandry.
I love the idea of chocolate guns!
I just don’t like the idea of *only* chocolate guns.