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Red Line Crossed: Administration Responds
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If a Gd F’n thief crossed a red line, could a scum of the earth libertarian like me get some bacon?
The failed attempt at humor made by this website, along with the potential national security threat posed, has been noted and brought to the attention of the Treasury Department and, specifically, the Department of Revenue Determinations Unit for attention and possible audits by Examiners, Guidance Specialists and Investigators for criteria evidencing non-compliance.
AttackWatch ™ has also been notified for any potential anti-governmental radical direct action which might be encouraged by this site.
Failure to bring this site into a more govenrment-favorable compliance will result in further notification.
Do note that, in an effort to maintain prosecutorial equality, similar notices were also forwarded to Mother Jones and the Associated Press prior to their coming into accordance with governmental policies and directives.
A willing modification of attitude, focus and style to one more governmentally affirmative may be noted for files prior to further action.
Janet Napolitano
Director-Department of Homeland Security
Red Line Bacon to Chuck!
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