Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
… by calling you racist.
…by going full Fox Butterfield on you.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by saying it’s Summer, criminals are vacationing in Minnesota.
by…Hey! LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!!
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
in their usual fashion, talking about Trayvon Martin, Obama’s only true son.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
using complex social arguments with lot’s of charts and graphs. Then blaming sequester.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by touting the good economy which has obviously gotten criminals off the streets.
…like so.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by saying even the threat of gun control deters crime.
… by claiming that Sequestration caused them to economize on the use of the word “assault”:
All the crimes that would have been called assaults gave up the term so it could be used to describe the weapons, instead.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by saying all those guns bought in Virginia ended up in New York anyway.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
as Congress was out of session.
… because Bush. And cookies. And YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
“Explanation? We don’t need no stinkin’ explanations!”
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
“Shut up,” Obama explained.
Fixored?
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
as being too complicated for Conservatives to understand so not to worry our pretty little heads about it.
@15 Well Bloomberg was blaming the GOvernor of Virginia for all the guns in NY so, No. But it works for Mexico as well I suppose.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/1/mayor-bloomberg-blames-virginia-many-new-yorks-gun/
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
as After the government has come through town, what’s left to steal?
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
as all the thieves are now employed by the government so all theft is legalized now.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by quietly switching the charts around.
…poorly.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
as Yes, Santa Claus, there is no Virginia.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by staring earnestly at their interlocutor and slowly scratching their chin as the begin to make a sound approximating a Kennedy caught with his pants around his ankles, while their eyes slowly start to shift back and forth as they seek the nearest exit.
…it’s an obvious ploy by those nasty republicans to disenfranchize the Dem voter..you know the criminals and the dead people.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by frothing at the mouth and then falling over backwards.
…due to the increase of Gun Free Zones…
…Crime is like Climate… its not whether is goes up or down… Crime change is the problem…
…Crime is like Climate… its not whether it goes up or down… Crime change is the problem…
(fixed)
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by saying “you find out when you reach the top, you’re on the bottom.”
…Look! We made the crime problem go down… Now let’s address the increase in gun problem.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by saying criminals are hard pressed to find a decent firearm at a reasonable price anymore.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
…well, they can’t because… a one-a, and a two-a and a three-a
Gun sales go up, crime goes down
It’s clearly logical, but still they frown
Bitchin’ at gun rights, Bitchin’ at gun rights
When are these liberals gonna see the light.
They got no facts to ‘splain this trend
They’re clearly tryin’ the facts to bend
Bitchin’ at gun rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
When are these liberals gonna see the light
Rights, rights, rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
Rights, rights, rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
Look at the facts we got today
All their bitchin’ won’t make them go way
Bitchin’ at gun rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
When are these liberals gonna see the light.
instrumental break
Rights, rights, rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
Rights, rights, rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
Gun sales go up, crime goes down
It’s clearly logical, but they still frown
Bitchin’ at gun rights, Bitchin’ at gun rights
When are these liberals gonna see the light.
Rights, rights, rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
Rights, rights, rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
Rights, rights, rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
Rights, rights, rights, bitchin’ at gun rights
Gun Rights
Gun Rights
Gun Rights
… [fade]
@21 & @29: … by saying “This is a hockey stick up!”
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by blaming Bush.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by admitting they can’t read cursive.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
with global warming by making it too hot for criminals to earn a living wage by robbin’ an killin’ us crazy-ass craka’s.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by pointing to the aggressive Citizens Watch programs in the state where local watchers report on all suspicious activity in their neighborhoods and keep track of strangers in who seem out of place in their community, thus extolling the virtues of grassroot citizen organizations.
… every time a gun is sold, another “wannabe socialist” decides that discretion is the better part of valor.
…lead poisoning us up…
…lead poisoning is up…
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
…by invoking the “Bizarro World” code. ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World
…with the speaking point “Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!”
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by adopting a goatee and pretending it’s a mirror world where everything is backwards.
…with the tried and true fallback position of ‘Hide the Decline’. http://youtu.be/tIQ70is-RPM
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
as a ploy by the NRA to kill children.
… by dubbing it the “Law of Diminishing Return Fire.”
@46 I guess that depends upon the size of one’s, ummm, Magazine?
…by modeling the results graph on ominous-looking sporting equipment.
…bombing Libya
walruskkkch @21 could be it and Burt @44 among others would work, but I’m going with:
good old fashioned smoke and mirrors.
(And Writer @39 is closer to an *actual* reason than a liberal spin.)
… with the old saying, “Every time the gun store’s cash register rings, a wannabe gangsta gets his wings.”
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
We have determined that we don’t need to make a determination…and the middle class.
…by explaining that some events aren’t as closely correlated as say, CO2 levels and dying polar bears.
… by saying “Look, an inverse correlation is a type of correlation. So there’s a correlation between gun sales and crime, OK? Next topic?”
…
(RESPONSE FROM MSM: silence.)
They explain it:
with hogwash/bs/a load of tripe/stuff and nonsense, pick your simile.
with preposterous claims such as their social programs made a decreases in crime inevitable and if it wasn’t for the gun sales it would be even lower.
by calling you names.
by saying it doesn’t really matter anyway.
…as everybody has spent all of their money on guns so why bother.
…with proof that we have murdered all of the crime statiticians in their sleep.
…while Obama was fighting voter ID, we passed stand your ground and dig a shallow grave that will never be found laws.
…by having to shout over the sound of gunfire, laughter and good natured cries of “Dance, criminal, I said dance”. Bang Bang Bang.
…with calls for immigration reform because crime is quickly becoming a job Americans just won’t do anymore.
…as a reminder to donate blood as supplies are running so low that our criminals are too weak to rape and pillage.
… by saying, “An armed society is a polite society? We always thought that was ‘Unarmed’ society. Guess that serves us right for getting all our quotes from Books On Tape in our Lexus. It also might explain why we always thought he’s Barack-Who’s-Sane Obama!”
… “and shy we always thought Obama’s spiritual leader said “God Am America!”
(shy = why) (I sure hats Autocorrect)
(P.S.: I typed “hate,” not “hats,” three times)
…”’cause all them white crackahs buyin’ all dem guns is scaring the crap out our po kids.”
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by saying, “What difference does it make?”
… By loudly stating the opposite as fact.
… SQUIRREL!!
… As criminals vote for democrats by large margins, a drop in the crime rate is clearly a plot to disenfranchise minorities.
…by claiming we need to repeal Stand Your Ground Laws because racist creepy-@ss crackers are shooting innocent African-American boys.
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
is a great time to ban ammunition!
In Virginia, gun sales are up and crime is down. Liberals explain this…
by standing on their heads when they look at the charts.
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