Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Why are TSA airport screenings taking so long?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Why are TSA airport screenings taking so long?
The agents really have their hands full.
It’s the ‘whistle while you work’ rule.
So many cavities, so little time.
Why are TSA airport screenings taking so long?
Sorting out the little old white ladies and young children for extra screening takes time.
…the new security strategy is to create easier and less expensive soft targets by bunching hundreds of people outside the security zone and away from expensive airplanes.
It takes a while to upload all those naked pictures to the Bluffdale data center in Utah.
Why are TSA airport screenings taking so long?
Are they? As a politician I don’t go through them so can’t speak to the matter. Talk to my staff.
Between the red-carpet interviews, paparazzi, and interminable post-screening parties, it’s little wonder that screenings take so long…
Prepping for a colonoscopy takes a long time.
Most of the male screeners get arrested daily when unable to resist joking if that’s a gun in your pocket or…
Obesity epidemic means most pat downs require a tag team and someone getting hit with a folding chair.
First hour of each screening is sorting and matching gender identities, usually decided after a restroom break.
Over half of random pat downs result in finding a lost remote control or a distressed gerbil.
Two words: delayed gratification.
Because it’s difficult to pat down using only one hand (think about it).
Why are TSA airport screenings taking so long?
Rubber gloves on back order.
Cause they are so much Fun!
Filthy terrorists getting more clever in their filthy terrorist ways.
Why are TSA airport screenings taking so long?
The TSA agents have to walk 3 miles to the smoking area for a cigarette break.
The TSA agents are government employees… ’nuff said.
The TSA get paid by the hour.
Since the passengers are not bringing as much good stuff to steal, it’s taking longer for the TSA agents to root through the baggage and find stuff worth taking.
Vhat, comrade, you complain? Ve have place for complainink comrades. Keep mouth shut.
Emergency! Everybody to get from street!
Ah, to reach place of vacations it is necessary to make borrowings of dignity, for a short time only, sir.
Why are TSA airport screenings taking so long?
You wish to fly? Who do you think you are, Mr. DiCaprio? To small room for you!
…they keep losing screeners due to the lack of knowledge of the differences between African and European swallows.
@15 – Good one, although I may be the only other one here who gets the reference.
…TSA agents now feel obligated to pay for dinner and a movie before they get all grabby with you.
Because…DON’T KILL THE JOB!!1!!!11!
…they’re looking for the union label….when you are
buyingflying that coat, dress or blouseThe “Body Part Bingo” game has been changed to a cover-all…
…Bullwinkle J. Moose keeps helping.