A report on government waste turned up a $3.9 million grant to study the courtship behavior of goldfish.
Since they’re not extinct, I’ll guess the answer is “successful”. Pay me.
A report on government waste turned up a $3.9 million grant to study the courtship behavior of goldfish.
Since they’re not extinct, I’ll guess the answer is “successful”. Pay me.
GOLD FISH LIVES MATTER!!11!!!11!!
Since they’re …GOLD, I bet they aren’t paying their FAIR SHARE and this is an attempt to get them to stop reproducing through self-genocide (gold fish abortions are in the constitution).
Good thing they didn’t study black fish reproduction, that would be racist.
I wish I would have known back in Middle School that i could get government grants for my school science projects. That was what this was some sort of 7th graders project?
In their defense the actually study only cost $5000. The other $3.895 Million went to lawyers who made sure no female fish was raped and all appropriate state “yes means yes” protocols were followed.
It’s all part of a large government study on how goldfish all use the same public restroom, and how this model can be forced on the rest of us.
You got to get pretty hammered to want to watch goldfish court each other. Pretty hammered.