[To the tune of “Crippled Inside” by John Lennon]

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You can harass a bakery with lawsuits
You can call post-grad Antifa “youths”
You can view both efforts with a smile
One thing you can’t hide
Is when you’re liberal inside

You can wear a mask, use pepper sprays,
You can then blame everything on race
You can wear a dog collar, call it Pride
One thing you can’t hide
Is when you’re liberal inside

(Well now you know that DamnCat has nine lives
Nine lives to himself
The rest of us only got one
And a blog can be fun
And maybe bait a hook, besides.)

You can go to church and sing a hymn
But then judge men by the color of their skin
You can live a lie ’till you die
One thing you can’t hide
Is when you’re liberal inside (Fake it, brother)

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Well, now, the Supreme Court has nine judges, well,
Time to judge itself
But you’ve only got one
And a conscience, or none,
I’m gonna take a look inside

You can’t turn a her into a him
Or judge men by the color of their skin
But you can live a lie ’till you die
One thing that decides
Is if you’re liberal inside
One thing you can’t hide
Is when you’re liberal inside

One thing you can’t hide
Is when you’re liberal inside

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