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10 Creepy-Crawly Facts About Spiders
I like spiders because they eat insects. A long time ago when I lived in a cruddy apartment, I captured a jumping spider, then kept him in a jar and fed him cockroaches.
Everybody was happy.
Although I was happier when I moved out.
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The Cure’s “Lullaby” is sort of related, and Zombie Girl released a song called creepy crawler, though it probably isn’t a spider she’s singing about. Warning: techno music at link.
https://youtu.be/odAONvx2HLI
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFuUaCe8eY&w=560&h=315%5D
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE&w=560&h=315%5D
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4vudA72hibg
Was rent less than a hundred dollars? Was the bathroom down the hall?
Did the owner live on site?
And how do you not know “The Itsy Bitsy Spider?”
I know an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini.