[To the tune of “Long Tall Sally”]
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Put up Aunt Lizzie
Against Uncle Joe
Democratic wizardry
But they both had to go
Oh baby
Who-ho-oh baby
Baby
Some Democrats
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Had ol’ Bernie
Debate a young fella
Saw Corey Booker but they cut back
To Kamala
Oh baby
Whooo
Baby
Oh, Baby
Boomer Democrats
Well, a long time ago
They were
Center-Left
Now no time for con jobs: they go straight to outright theft
Oh baby
Who-ho
Oh baby
Baby
Some Democrats!
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