Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
To provide a solid platform from which to state the Democrat 2020 Election campaign.
…Nuke it!
…from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Collect it all and spread it around the streets of Baltimore.
Only racists will complain about it and nobody cares what they say.
…it must be searched for the ‘last straw’.
…pay $1 a pound for it – no, wait, that would cause people to grind up perfectly safe land-based plastics just to cash in…forget it, we’re all doomed…
…fire…
…look for logos on the garbage and send bills.
…point out that Trump is using plastic straws in his campaign.
…redirect the next “city-killer” asteroid to those coordinates – problem solved…
…ban all plastics, and confiscate all current plastic products…
…advertise it as an attraction for Cruise Ship stops.
…blame China. They’re the ones building islands.
…1. Build giant nets
2. Gather all the plastic bits
3. ???
4. Profit !!!
…subdivide it and call a real estate agent.
… melt it down to make jewelry for Liawatha
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
well I’m not saying that it should be sell it to Aliens but… sell it to Aliens.
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
make plastic heavier so it sinks.
… put it on a podium and have it join in the Democrat debates tonight.
….It DIDN’T join the debates?!??!!
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
see if it will vote Democrat.
…and if it will register it.
…ban all the things!!!
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
ban all guns and then blame Trump.
Hedley Lamar: [after some consideration] Too Democrat.
Toss in an engine and make a Ford Pinto out of it.
Yes – burn it up. Brilliant!
…wait for global warming to seal the plastics into ice for 40,000 years…
is to store it in a large wooden badger
…put up “plastic free zone” signs around the ocean.
… per the Democrat debaters: bring it ashore, give it asylum, amnesty, food, lodging, health care, $15 an hour, court dates to skip, and so forth. Anyone who disagrees is a trash-istic-ophobe-rayciss.
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
say “What giant pile of plastic trash?” Repeat as necessary.
have Trump tweet about it as “fake” plastic.
Create a government program to preserve the size of the floating trash mound. It will fail and the mound will be gone in no time.
… tax billionaires.
Open up the border and let it in!!
So say Uncle Bernie and Auntie Kam.
… Nukes obviously.
Mermaids, I mean, merpersons, are using plastic to pollute the oceans and further global warming. This will cause the polar icecaps to melt and the oceans to rise, facciliating their invasion! Wake up sheeple!!!
…harvest all the plastic and use it to build the Transoceanic Railway…
“Camptown ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah”
“I get no kick from champagne….”
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
…is a floating launch platform for sending up moon nukes.
is to contract Philo and Gunge, to serve as the trash heap’s acolytes.
“The trash heap has spoken”
A giant pile of plastic trash was found floating in the Pacific. The obvious solution…
…sharks with frickin’ lasers.
The obvious solution was to tell Mrs. Clinton to start doing the back stroke and get out of the water.
Send it all to Rock Ridge and put it in the quicksand pit.
Eat it or wear it.
Drain The Ocean
The obvious answer?
Pile it up next to Mrs. Clinton’s e mails…..