John Edwards once tried to take candy from a baby. He spent the next month wearing oversized sunglasses and telling people he “walked into a door”.
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…and that his jaw was wired shut because he needed to lose a few pounds.
…and that he was in a wheelchair because he wanted to work on his upper body strength.
…and that he was in a body cast because Elizabeth told him he needed to relax more.
In a fight between Aquaman and John Edwards, John Edwards would channel the thoughts of an unborn, crippled dolphin …and then run screaming ’cause his hair got wet.
The baby, now an orphan, still works three jobs trying to pay off the multi-million dollar lawsuit brought against him and his parents. It also explains the ban on Day-Long suckers in Charolette, NC city limits.
John Edwards once tried to take candy from a baby. He spent the next month wearing oversized sunglasses and telling people he “walked into a door”.
…and that his jaw was wired shut because he needed to lose a few pounds.
…and that he was in a wheelchair because he wanted to work on his upper body strength.
…and that he was in a body cast because Elizabeth told him he needed to relax more.
To this day, any time he sees a pair of pink baby booties, he flinches.
And this here is my wife’s testicle lockbox.
I figured he would’ve shown off the shiner and pretended he got into a fight at a biker bar. Then he could pretend that he was ‘rugged’.
In John’s defense, he put up quite a struggle with that baby.
This one might be my favorite.
FACE it. Even Aquaman could kick this little pansy’s ass.
In a fight between Aquaman and John Edwards, John Edwards would channel the thoughts of an unborn, crippled dolphin …and then run screaming ’cause his hair got wet.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best. Edwards. Evar.
(the comments put it over the top)
Heh. It’s one of my favorites, too.
Although there’s one coming up in a couple weeks that still makes me giggle…
I think this is the best one yet too and I’m not just saying that.
The baby, now an orphan, still works three jobs trying to pay off the multi-million dollar lawsuit brought against him and his parents. It also explains the ban on Day-Long suckers in Charolette, NC city limits.