Farewell, Bathtub Boy!
Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!
UPDATE: So, what’s next for Keith Over-Man? Feel free to offer your ideas for his next career move in the comments section!
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BREAKING NEWS — Keith Olbermann has found a new job… at FOX NEWS!!!
SAT vocab tutor
Boot Gibbs and give it to Obby. No prentending to be the unbias or rooted in reality at all.
Fluffer for a gay porn studio…look at all the practice he’s had with this administration.
Probably could have kept his job if he could have developed that tingly leg syndrome.
He might become Michael Moore’s pool boy.
If it takes the rest of his life to do, he will somehow be seen in the same room with Rachel Maddow , even if it can’t be caught on camera and there are no other witnesses. After proving that he really is a man he will set out to kiss a girl. He will still punch her a few times, but that first kiss is gonna be awesome, dude.
Gee, how will they ever replace Olbermann? I mean they’ll have to find some mentally challenged, hateful, agricultural student who feels that it’s the world’s fault that he’s a total loser…so really, I guess it will take like 10 minutes to find his replacement.
CEO of GE. I hear they just lost theirs.
Assistant, to the assistant copy boy, of the assistant editor of NYT sports section.
Next up for Olbermann: director of the FCC. I’d guess Obama will find him leftist enough for the job.
Panhandlers at the Capitol Expressway/ US 101 on ramp said they can spare a spot for him
Right you are bigDon he’ll be the one holding up the sign that says…’Will work for $500,000.00 per year.”
Even hitler has an opinin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjHP2g4N3S8&feature=player_embedded#!
Congressional ball licker to the Democratic male members…oh yea…they don’t have any. Well, then Keith…bend over and hang on!
C’mon y’all you know he’s going to go teach Journalism at Columbia. It’s just what his stripe do, those who can do those who can’t teach.
I know it is not relevent to the post but news on Gabby Giffords… rumor has it she is being placed on hormone therapy. Obama wants to milk her for the state of the union speech.
I usually don’t comment here, because I am only witty when I’m drunk.. and I have learned not to write on comments sections when I’m drunk.. But I gotta say. That graphic is absolutely hilarious!! Thank you for that!
as for his next job? I think we could have some big laughs if he were the next White house Press Secretary.
zzyzx beat me to it!
Michael Vick’s new pit bull puppy?
Olbermann and Rick Sanchez will appear together on a revised version of Survivor.
“Revised” means it’s not actually going to be filmed. Also, no one’s going to bother going back to the island to get them.
Shouldn’t it be the Bismarck or the Yamato?
Oh, right, those were tough, strong, threatening ships. Let’s make it the Olby Maru instead.