Sex is like riding a bike. You need drugs to do both.
— Brandon Guttermouth (@UNTRESOR) January 15, 2013
WE NEED TO BAN ALL THE THINGS!!! #SavingOneChildsLife
— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) January 15, 2013
As you get older, scrolling farther and farther down the list of birth dates on a website is a great way to realize your mortality.
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) January 16, 2013