The President Tried to Kill Jim Treacher
Jim Treacher was the victim of a hit and run… by the Secret Service. Apparently not so secret a service since everyone was like, “That’s the Secret Service!”
I hope he gets better soon, but Obama will probably just try again until Treacher stops making fun of pandas.
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February 4th, 2010 at 11:06 am
And he would’ve gotten away with it too if it hadn’t of been for you meddling bloggers!
February 4th, 2010 at 11:17 am
I understand the Secret Service will be taking care of Treacher’s medical needs. Starting with a visit to an underground German dentist.
February 4th, 2010 at 11:18 am
Best. Headline. Ever.
February 4th, 2010 at 11:31 am
So Frank J is crossing the street someday minding his own business and a black SUV screeches up and tosses him into the back seat. “Madam Secretary” wants to see you is all Frank is told. The next thing Frank J knows he’s assigned permanent duty taking “Nads-To-Chin” from Hillary!
I’ll take the broken leg…
February 4th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Never stand in Obama’s way when the ice cream truck sounds its whimsical notes.
February 4th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Obama can’t do anything right. If Cheney had gone after him, Treacher would be DOA. Ditto for the witnesses.
February 4th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
In the SOTU, Obama made a vague reference to getting around the Citizens United ruling. I guess this is the new regulation of free speech.
February 4th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
This may be a sign from God that Jim Treacher wasn’t supposed to take that DC Trawler gig.
OR
Jim Treacher has made enemies in the highest office of government. Sleep with one eye open Mr. Treacher
February 4th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
MarkoMancuso #5 Thanks, that’s another keyboard yoe owe me.
Jim should stay out of the way of Obam running out for a pack of smokes when Teh One is jonesing.
February 4th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
…then Treacher retired from his 1-month old Daily Caller gig, moved to Tahiti and lived off his State Department lawsuit money happily ever after.
February 4th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Which one’s Obama again? I rarely hear about him in the media.
February 4th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Just proves Obozo’s a crappy gangster.
February 4th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
According to the update, it was the State Department police and not the Secret Service. That means the Hillary is after Jim Treacher.
February 4th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
White conservative male bloggers (hood ornaments in DC lingo) should take this as a reminder of the middle of the road approach to total destruction of libtards. Oops I mean Bidenbollocks. Or Bamabrainedbeastbanginbolshebutts.
February 4th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
@marvin ok then Hillbillary is a crappy gangster.
February 4th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
The Panda Liberation Front issued a statement, but it was incomplete, sounding disinterested in completing the task, and was covered in bamboo stains.
February 5th, 2010 at 6:03 am
After Treach was hit the State jumped out of the SUV and yanked a wad of chewed gum from his mouth & took off.
February 6th, 2010 at 5:32 am
#17 – Corona,
Of course, it all makes sense now!