Obama is wanting to help small businesses, which has to be pretty scary for them. Obama is a lot like Lenny for Of Mice and Men; he’ll want to pet the puppies, but eventually accidentally crush their necks. At least an advantage of being a small business is that they’ll be more able to hide from Obama. He’ll come into town saying, “Where are the small businesses? I want to hug ’em and squeeze ’em and name them George!” But he won’t see any if they’re all hiding well and then he’ll get all sad. Then we try to get Obama to help something we don’t care about, like San Francisco.
The guy is like Godzilla, but more patronizing.
We small business owners are like ninjas – quick, agile, and deadly. Obama is like an AMC Gremlin, useless, destructive, and ugly. It will be a battle they’ll tell stories about a hundred years from now!
“I’ll tell a tale of when the most useful vanquished the most useless; of the Road Runner versus the coyote; a tale of heroes and idiots… When The President We Do Not Name met his nemesis, the Acme Bucket Company…”
“The guy is like Godzilla, but more patronizing.”
Money qoute of the week. Only Godzilla is big and scary, and Obama is small and weak. But the comparison works.
Obama and his staff take to small business like pirhanato a fatted cow.
Sure he wants to help small businesses – so their bank accounts are still around when his Obamacare goes into effect taking control of them.
Feed ’em… harvest ’em.
It’s called slavery.
I never liked no John Steinbeck neither.
That is a terrible thing to say Frank! Godzilla!!
Our Dear leader and beloved emperor Caesar Hussein Obama (also known as thee most exhalted ObamaLamaDingDong) cares deeply for the working peeple of AmeriKa. Including you!
In fact Frank he loves you so much that he hath given himself the power to Pull the Plug on Your Internet Connection to keep it from polluting your mind with useless Right-Wing Propaganda that continues to divide this Great Dictatorship.
Ya know Frank if I didn’t know better I’d think you wuz an agitator or somethang….
“… which has to be pretty scary for them…”
Not this small business. This one’s packing – and I don’t mean packing up and moving to India, either.
Yes, if you’re a democrat and you’re actually working hard to destroy something but you state publicly that you’re trying to help it, democrat voters are too stupid to know the difference…and will applaud you for your valiant efforts.
Yes Bob but thee exhalted ObamaLama is NOT a Democrat! Haven’t
you been listening to Glenn Beck? Thee Obama is a Marxist!!
Thee Obama is trying to build a MARXIST America for everybody
not to destroy it
Gee you guys act as if a Marxist was a Commie or something like that….
So Carpenter…does that mean Obama is a Marxist brother? Nuck, Nuck, Nuck! Eh…sorry I’ve been watching too many Three Stooges shorts lately.
Hey Frank,
I’d like to request a “YOU MIGHT NOT BE AN AMERICAN IF” post.
example 1: if your brother George Hussein Onyango Obama was born in Kenya
example 2: if your wife says you were born in Kenya
Thank you,
your Carpenter
This is on of those times when I hope that Obama spends more time playing golf instead. What the Hell, we’ll pay for it…