Eric the Half AG (With Apologies to Monty Python)

[High Praise! to Rodney Dill]

In answer to the straight line “Asked about secretly obtaining phone records on AP journalists, Eric Holder…”, Rodney responded as follows:

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said, “I wasn’t acting as AG… I’m really only half AG…

Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader

A-one, two, a-one two three four

Half AG, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, be not AG.
But half AG has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?

But can AG be said to be
Or not to be an entire AG
When half the AG is not AG
Due to some recent perjury?

-singing

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half AG.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half AG.

Is this wretched dumb-AG,
Half-asleep, caught by AP,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Eric the half AG!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half AG.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half AG.

I love this jive, employee-ee,
bisected incidentally,
One summer afternoon by AP,
Loved just like Jay Carney.

Loved just like Jay Carney,
Semi-Jay Carney.

The End”
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11 Comments

  1. @4 – Although I’ve been handing out a lot of bacon specifically for referencing Carpenter’s idiot screed, I must make the following perfectly clear:

    Any commenter on IMAO can give bacon to anyone for any reason. It is the meat of universal blessing, and symbolizes all that is good and right with the world.

    Therefore, I accept your gift of bacon, seanmahair, with humble gratitude (and loud and happy munching sounds).

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  2. Tin agents and Miller coming,
    We’re finally on our own.
    This summer I see the obstructing,
    Red tape from Ohio.

    Gotta get down to it
    IRS obstructing the TEA Party down
    Obama had it done long ago.
    What if you knew her
    And found her taxed on the ground
    How can you file when you know?

    Gotta get down to it
    IRS is taxing us down
    Obama had it done long ago.
    What if you knew her
    And found her taxed on the ground
    How can you file when you know?

    Tin Agents and Miller coming,
    TEA Party is on it’s own.
    This summer I see the obstructing,
    Red tape from Ohio.

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  3. Thank you, Thank you. That one came to me fairly quickly during the straightline contest. (Not that there were many words that needed changing)
    Upon reflection it would also work for ‘Eric the half-a$$ed AG’, though maybe not sing as well. Also it came to me to change the line ‘Some freak from a menagerie?’
    to “Some freak still working for Barry”, which works better in my mind.

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